kannin Posted August 20, 2013 Author #51 Share Posted August 20, 2013 if one leaves the toilete seat up, one must deal with the wife 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magikgoddess Posted August 12, 2014 #52 Share Posted August 12, 2014 He who stands on toilet is high on pot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted August 12, 2014 #53 Share Posted August 12, 2014 If life gives you lemons, ask for a refund. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magikgoddess Posted August 13, 2014 #54 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands, and then eat just one of the pieces. -Judith Viorst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magikgoddess Posted August 16, 2014 #55 Share Posted August 16, 2014 I gave up jogging because my pantyhose kept catching on fire -unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spartan max2 Posted August 16, 2014 #56 Share Posted August 16, 2014 (edited) He without common sense is a moron -me Edited August 16, 2014 by spartan max2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skep B Posted August 16, 2014 #57 Share Posted August 16, 2014 It doesn't matter if you believe it, that doesn't change the fact it's the truth. Denying you lost an argument works about as well as denying you got hit with a chainsaw. Everyone else feels sorry for you and wonders if you're in shock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magikgoddess Posted August 16, 2014 #58 Share Posted August 16, 2014 "My beard is longer then my penis now..." - my hubby said it to me just a few minutes ago, lol (it cracked me up, I had to share). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mskate Posted August 16, 2014 #59 Share Posted August 16, 2014 It's so nice - to be nice - especially when you know ,you are NICE! ~ Kate ~ While on the seal beach peir,1974. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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