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kannin

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if one leaves the toilete seat up, one must deal with the wife

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  • 11 months later...
 

He who stands on toilet is high on pot

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Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands, and then eat just one of the pieces. -Judith Viorst

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I gave up jogging because my pantyhose kept catching on fire -unknown

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He without common sense is a moron

-me

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It doesn't matter if you believe it, that doesn't change the fact it's the truth.

Denying you lost an argument works about as well as denying you got hit with a chainsaw. Everyone else feels sorry for you and wonders if you're in shock.

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"My beard is longer then my penis now..." - my hubby said it to me just a few minutes ago, lol (it cracked me up, I had to share).

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It's so nice - to be nice - especially when you know ,you are NICE!

~ Kate ~ While on the seal beach peir,1974.

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