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emmy
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SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.

FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.

FAULT: Improper bladder control.

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.

FAULT: Glass empty.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.

FAULT: You have fallen over backward.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.

FAULT: You have fallen forward.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.

FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.

FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.

FAULT: You are being carried out.

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.

FAULT: Bar has closed.

SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.

FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.

SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.

FAULT: You are dancing on the table.

SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.

FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.

SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.

FAULT: You have been in a fight.

SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.

FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.

SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.

FAULT: The beer is too weak.

SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.

FAULT: Beer is just right

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SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.

FAULT: You have fallen forward.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.

FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.

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SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.

FAULT: Improper bladder control.

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.

FAULT: Glass empty.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.

FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.

FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.

SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.

FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.

SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.

FAULT: The beer is too weak.

these were good, and very true laugh.gif

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Posted (IP: Staff) ·

I love these Emmy we have them in the Bar at work .

But you missed.

Symptom : Bed feels hard ,cold and wet.

Fault : You have slept in the gutter again biggrin.gif

Aww too true too true cool.gif

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