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"The mystery of Life has now been explained"


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Life explained.

On the first day God created the cow.

God said,"you must go to the field with the farmer all day long and

suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer.

I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty

years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God


On the second day, God created the dog.

God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who

comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and

I'll give back the other ten." So God agreed (sigh).

On the third day God created the monkey.

God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks for twenty years, make

them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span."

Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think

so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" Amd God

agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man.

God said, "Eat, Sleep, Play, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy. I'll give

you twenty years."

Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you what, I'll

take my twenty and the forty the cow gave back, the ten dog gave back

and the ten the monkey gave back. That makes eighty OK"

"OK," said God. "You've got a deal."

So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, enjoy and

do nothing.

For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family.

For the next ten we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren, and

for the

last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody.

Life has now been explained!!!!!!

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That's cleverly funny laugh.gif Interesting how it all runs together. grin2.gif

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That is very cute w00t.gif I remember reading it somewhere awhile ago. thumbsup.gif

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