earthygirl04 Posted October 20, 2004 #1 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Life explained. On the first day God created the cow. God said,"you must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed. On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give back the other ten." So God agreed (sigh). On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks for twenty years, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span." Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" Amd God agreed again. On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, Sleep, Play, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy. I'll give you twenty years." Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you what, I'll take my twenty and the forty the cow gave back, the ten dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back. That makes eighty OK" "OK," said God. "You've got a deal." So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, enjoy and do nothing. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren, and for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody. Life has now been explained!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mishari Posted October 20, 2004 #2 Share Posted October 20, 2004 nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpius Posted October 20, 2004 #3 Share Posted October 20, 2004 That's cleverly funny Interesting how it all runs together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girty1600 Posted October 20, 2004 #4 Share Posted October 20, 2004 That is very cute I remember reading it somewhere awhile ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Britannica Posted October 20, 2004 #5 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Thats cool. Made me smile. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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