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Chalie Sheen "I'm Hunting a Half-Otter Man"


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Barely a month after his Loch Ness monster mission failed, Charlie Sheen is back on the hunt for crazy mythological creatures ... this time in snowy, snowy Alaska ... Charlie's favorite.

Charlie tells TMZ, he flew up to Sitka, AK on his private jet last week in search of the mythic Kushtaka, which loosely translates to "Land otter man."

http://www.tmz.com/2.../#ixzz2dxb8HpnC

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Love this quote from the TWZ article.

Charlie tells us, "It obviously knew our group was far too skilled to be snowed in this fashion so it stayed hidden like a sissy."

Yeah, that's what happened.

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Hasn't the man have anything better to do? Guess not. He and Rihanna ought to get together.

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He should be careful. I hear that creature can crush a human skull like a clam upon its tummy.

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If you take enough cocaine you can find any creature you want. In fact if you take enough cocaine you can be any creature you want.

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Hasn't the man have anything better to do? Guess not. He and Rihanna ought to get together.

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

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Hope he starts his own monster hunting show, with scantily clad researchers, gun toting hunters all while under the influence of alcohol and drugs.

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Hope he starts his own monster hunting show, with scantily clad researchers, gun toting hunters all while under the influence of alcohol and drugs.

I would definitely watch that show!! ha ha ha

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His publicity agent might want to suggest to Charlie "taking a trip and never leaving the barn" to borrow from an old song

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