TheVeryFirstDinosaur Posted September 29, 2013 #1 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Not really, but still creepy. In a funny kind of way. Have a Stationary bike. Takes up too much room, stand up in my closet. Now, if you saw my other thread, my room is basically a hot spot for creepy stuff. Weird noises, etc. Dude, the bike keeps turning on itself. Like, it has a little speaker on it. It cuts on, and a white noise channel keeps trying to play these high frequencies. That's just creepy to me. Satan's stationary bicycle is on my closet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafterman Posted September 29, 2013 #2 Share Posted September 29, 2013 I'm assuming it runs on batteries. I would guess that they are probably dying. Dying batteries cause all kinds of weird malfunctions in electronic devices. My other guess would be that the electronics are motion activated and something like vibrations from walking are causing them to come on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.United_Nations Posted September 29, 2013 #3 Share Posted September 29, 2013 okay.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacsMom Posted September 29, 2013 #4 Share Posted September 29, 2013 So it exercises for you? Cool! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Topp Posted September 30, 2013 #5 Share Posted September 30, 2013 When i have a puncture on my bike tube, it will slowly move with gravity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lava_Lady Posted October 2, 2013 #6 Share Posted October 2, 2013 I'll give you $3.99 for it (shipping included) !!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVeryFirstDinosaur Posted October 2, 2013 Author #7 Share Posted October 2, 2013 I'll give you $3.99 for it (shipping included) !!!!! $6.66 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lava_Lady Posted October 3, 2013 #8 Share Posted October 3, 2013 $6.66 Aww... that's more evil than I wanted to spend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_dreamer Posted October 3, 2013 #9 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Well, that's one new excuse to avoid using the exercise bike - it's posessed! All exercise equipment might be slightly evil anyway, with all the pain they inflict. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaginarynumber1 Posted October 3, 2013 #10 Share Posted October 3, 2013 I have this rock for sale that keeps away ghosts. It's an anti-ghost rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lava_Lady Posted October 3, 2013 #11 Share Posted October 3, 2013 I have this rock for sale that keeps away ghosts. It's an anti-ghost rock. Meh.... boring. Let's talk when you get a possessed stationary bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaginarynumber1 Posted October 3, 2013 #12 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Meh.... boring. Let's talk when you get a possessed stationary bike. I'll never have a possessed stationary bike because I have the anti-ghost rock. It also never needs batteries. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lava_Lady Posted October 3, 2013 #13 Share Posted October 3, 2013 I'll never have a possessed stationary bike because I have the anti-ghost rock. It also never needs batteries. But the anti-ghost rock won't be as much fun when I get drunk and wait for it to do something. And I have a basket of almost dead batteries just waiting to get used... I know because they told me so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaginarynumber1 Posted October 3, 2013 #14 Share Posted October 3, 2013 But the anti-ghost rock won't be as much fun when I get drunk and wait for it to do something. And I have a basket of almost dead batteries just waiting to get used... I know because they told me so. Then it would seem that my anti-ghost rock is not for you. How do you feel about anti-tiger rocks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lava_Lady Posted October 3, 2013 #15 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Then it would seem that my anti-ghost rock is not for you. How do you feel about anti-tiger rocks? hhmmm... no, not a lot of tiger concerns in Hawaii. I tell you what I do need, if it's rocks you have, I'd like one that attracts big feet. Or is it foots? That is my preference but I'm also interested in one for chupacabra. And I know my bf will be p***ed but, my 3rd choice is for the mothman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaginarynumber1 Posted October 3, 2013 #16 Share Posted October 3, 2013 hhmmm... no, not a lot of tiger concerns in Hawaii. I tell you what I do need, if it's rocks you have, I'd like one that attracts big feet. Or is it foots? That is my preference but I'm also interested in one for chupacabra. And I know my bf will be p***ed but, my 3rd choice is for the mothman. No tiger concerns in Hawaii cause I've been selling a lot of anti-tiger rocks there. See? They work really well. Right now I only specialize in rocks that keep things away,ghosts, unicorns, aliens, etc, but if I expand my market, you'll be the first to know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lava_Lady Posted October 3, 2013 #17 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Hahaha! You have got a deal!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrLzs Posted October 4, 2013 #18 Share Posted October 4, 2013 like this? oh, sorry. I always get those two spellings confused... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVeryFirstDinosaur Posted October 6, 2013 Author #19 Share Posted October 6, 2013 This just in. I've purchased a haunted bow flex to accompany the bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lava_Lady Posted October 6, 2013 #20 Share Posted October 6, 2013 So, it was you that out-bid me.... hmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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