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Melba Ketchum reveals Bigfoot DNA evidence


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Not in so many words, according to her she said they were gentle creatures and when she was around them she'd "sort of pass out", then when she woke up she said she was "sore".

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how does one sort of pass out?
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how does one sort of pass out?

Well, bigfeet (bigfoots?) emit a purr that resonates with the brain, causing a sleep mode to engage. It would be like passing out, but it's more like forced sleep, REM and all.

That is... if bigfoots (Bigfeet?) existed. Sort of.

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Yeah, according to Melba they can put you into some sort of trance like state. Then have their way with you and when you wake up you're sore.

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Well, bigfeet (bigfoots?) emit a purr that resonates with the brain, causing a sleep mode to engage. It would be like passing out, but it's more like forced sleep, REM and all.

That is... if bigfoots (Bigfeet?) existed. Sort of.

bigfeet lol

kind of like the dilemma of what to call more than one computer mouse.

anyway, I'm pretty much eyerolling at the whole idea that this woman was date raped by a bigfoot. sorry that's just too stupid.

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That's how I saw it too, well that or wishful thinking.

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Umm, what was tested by an outside source turned out to be opossum, remember? :w00t:

So, she's really having a heck of a party...maybe I'll call her Alice...

No need to go there, ken. :no:

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Not in so many words, according to her she said they were gentle creatures and when she was around them she'd "sort of pass out", then when she woke up she said she was "sore".

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And naked I suppose. After the bigfoot removed her clothes and had his way, surely he would not have dressed her.

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Well, who's to say Bigfoots don't have some measure of decorum. They might use their own powers to obtain sex from human females, however leaving them naked for others to see is just rude.

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makes you go to sleep like hypnotism. one almost got me that way. you don't believe it, so it goes but yeah, your knees get weak and it's like someone just tries to put you under. dont look at their eyes.

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And naked I suppose. After the bigfoot removed her clothes and had his way, surely he would not have dressed her.

Melba didn't say, however if memory serves she's an out lesbian, so I'd think that sex with a male of any species would not be her thing, but apparently she rather likes it and seemed to imply that was not a one time only experience. I did have a lesbian friend once who confided in me that she did actually like to have straight sex about once to maybe twice a year......which was always a problem for her partner at the time, but that's another story. I guess Melba just like the whole carnal communion thing.

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makes you go to sleep like hypnotism. one almost got me that way. you don't believe it, so it goes but yeah, your knees get weak and it's like someone just tries to put you under. dont look at their eyes.

I can't tell if this is a joke or not. Please tell me this is a joke.

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