How did the chicken cross the road?

[Still Waters]

It will not solve the riddle as to why the chicken crossed the road, but it might mean that the bird is more easily spotted when it does so.

After public officials, cyclists and schoolchildren, the nation’s pet chickens have become the latest group to succumb to Britain’s “high visibility” culture.

Owners are dressing their domestic flocks in new fluorescent bibs, which have been specially designed to keep the creatures seen in the autumn evenings.

http://www.telegraph...-go-hi-vis.html

[Bendy Demon]

Awww..and I was hoping they'd invent a chicken catapult where they can just fling them over the roads.

Of course the issue of landing is another issue I guess. I mean if you want them alive.....

[seaturtlehorsesnake]

Of course the issue of landing is another issue I guess. I mean if you want them alive.....

tiny chicken parachutes, of course.