Still Waters Posted October 20, 2013 #1 Share Posted October 20, 2013 A horrified drinker says he found 50 dead flies floating in a bottle of beer purchased from his local supermarket. Daniel Bailey discovered the drowned insects in a bottle of his favourite Foster's Gold bought for a Friday night in with his mates. Daniel from Nuneaton, Warwickshire, spat out a mouthful of lager after realising that the bottle had a disgusting taste. http://www.dailymail...le-drinker.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted October 20, 2013 #2 Share Posted October 20, 2013 *gags* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted October 20, 2013 #3 Share Posted October 20, 2013 I dislike beer anyway...now I really dislike it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunn Posted October 20, 2013 #4 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Dang flies! Get your own beer! What a bunch of alcoholics. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Ford Posted October 20, 2013 #5 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Fosters Gold is so bad I think the flies killed themselves to do him a favor. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted October 20, 2013 #6 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Fosters? he should have ate the flies and thrown away the beer! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVeryFirstDinosaur Posted October 20, 2013 #7 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Fosters Gold is so bad I think the flies killed themselves to do him a favor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted October 20, 2013 #8 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Bugweiser. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xYlvax Posted October 20, 2013 #9 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Yuck. That would put me off beer forever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVeryFirstDinosaur Posted October 21, 2013 #10 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Yuck. That would put me off beer forever. Really? Forever? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipotep Posted October 21, 2013 #11 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Just to set the record straight , Fosters is an Australian beer , no Australians drink it ! Now you know why we export it to the poms ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiloh17 Posted October 21, 2013 #12 Share Posted October 21, 2013 My stomach would be empty seconds after that discovery. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted October 22, 2013 #13 Share Posted October 22, 2013 I wonder if the bottle of beer listed "Extra protein content" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightly Posted October 23, 2013 #14 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Was he sure they were dead? maybe they were just "resting their eyes" ... like my dad used to do sometimes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted October 23, 2013 #15 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Was he sure they were dead? maybe they were just "resting their eyes" ... like my dad used to do sometimes. rest assure, if the flies drank any of it, they were dead. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xYlvax Posted October 23, 2013 #16 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Really? Forever? No, I'd probably drink to it.. of course, I'd check the bottle first. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted October 23, 2013 #17 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Bugweiser. ^^^ ^^^ An Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Irishman go into a pub and each orders a pint of beer. Before they get to drink their beer, a fly lands in each of their beers" The Englishman pushes his beer away and asks for another one. The Scotsman takes the fly out and drinks his beer. The Irisman grabs the fly in his beer and pinches it between his fingers and yells "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU B*STARD!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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