darkbreed Posted October 30, 2013 #1 Share Posted October 30, 2013 (edited) Source: http://alternanews.n...aught-on-video/ Now, this is one interesting piece, some guy was out in his field when he saw a big UFO hovering above his cattle. He aimed his camcorder on it, and few moments after the cow levitates up into the air, and disappears with the space ship! Full article: http://alternanews.n...aught-on-video/ Edited October 30, 2013 by darkbreed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazzard Posted October 30, 2013 #2 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Well, I know one guy here that will have no problem believing in that video. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeWitz Posted October 30, 2013 #3 Share Posted October 30, 2013 What do I think happened? I think a video allegedly from 1983 (why, 30 years later, are we now seeing it?), with Asian text at the beginning of the film, found its way into some Doctor of Doctoring, some Wizard of "Wideo." That's what I think happened. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetpumper Posted October 30, 2013 #4 Share Posted October 30, 2013 That's two threads with proof in one day, darkbreed! I think we're done here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qxcontinuum Posted October 30, 2013 #5 Share Posted October 30, 2013 (edited) Is the presenter in the video constipated or something ?... his way of talking... this is so funny! Edited October 30, 2013 by qxcontinuum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted October 30, 2013 #6 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I remember seeing this years ago. It was debunked and turned out to be an excerpt from a Brazilian TV commercial. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoser Posted October 30, 2013 #7 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Source: Here's another: Apologies for the lack of English: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoser Posted October 30, 2013 #8 Share Posted October 30, 2013 (edited) Well, I know one guy here that will have no problem believing in that video. That's no way to talk about Scowl Hazz. He has always seemed quite a level headed guy to me. Two feet on the ground etc. Unlike that poor cow. Edited October 30, 2013 by zoser 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scowl Posted October 30, 2013 #9 Share Posted October 30, 2013 That's no way to talk about Scowl Hazz. He has always seemed quite a level headed guy to me. Two feet on the ground etc. Yes, I totally believe that it was from a Brazilian commercial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beelzebufo Posted October 30, 2013 #10 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I love how the cow doesn't seem at all concerned by what's happening to it. It looks like it's still trying to eat grass in mid air. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whisperer Posted October 30, 2013 #11 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Wow, we have a small Town here known as 'Bulls', this would be good for their promo... Just passed through it yesterday in fact, lots of cows and sheep around there. Maybe its a commercial for 'Rustling up a good Steak'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRIPTIC CHAMELEON Posted October 30, 2013 #12 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Ha ha ha now that's funny, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderOTD Posted October 30, 2013 #13 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Well a YouTube video is all the proof I need. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S2F Posted October 30, 2013 #14 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I love how the cow doesn't seem at all concerned by what's happening to it. It looks like it's still trying to eat grass in mid air. The aliens implanted the illusion into the cow's mind with their psychic powers. The cow only thought it was still on the ground. Tricky b******* those aliens. See, it's easy to explain things when you let imagination take the wheel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted October 30, 2013 #15 Share Posted October 30, 2013 None of the other cows have seem to have noticed anything. Anyway, good advert, whatever it was for, apart from the cows not looking around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DONTEATUS Posted October 30, 2013 #16 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Well at least we now have a short video of Zoser !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its outta the bag now "Z" man ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetpumper Posted October 30, 2013 #17 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Well at least we now have a short video of Zoser !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its outta the bag now "Z" man ! Could it be that aliens know the best cuts of beef and leave the rest like we would the gristle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecoNoir Posted October 30, 2013 #18 Share Posted October 30, 2013 This isn't a very hard effect to achieve, with half decent editing software I could do this over night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skep B Posted October 30, 2013 #19 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Well, I know one guy here that will have no problem believing in that video. Only one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DONTEATUS Posted October 31, 2013 #20 Share Posted October 31, 2013 YEah ! lets not underestimate the Greymatter we have in here ! "TO name a few " 1. (%&@*@# @# 2##*4 2. )((*&^^^ ((*^%$$$ 3.&$&$&% !!))))@@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyche101 Posted October 31, 2013 #21 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Aren't they supposed to abduct people and mutilate cows? And why does the UFO look like the cloud picture dismissed by even Zoser yesterday? Here is another one. As we can see it is quite clearly a cow............... I think the real skill here is holding a straight face whilst repeating these claims. I dunno, just not proactive enough, people need to be a bit more imaginative Like this enterprising chap. Jim Huygen of Belgium has fitted his cows with toupees in a desperate attempt to disguise them. LINK 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DONTEATUS Posted October 31, 2013 #22 Share Posted October 31, 2013 HEy ! E.T just drop some off at My Smoker please ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S2F Posted October 31, 2013 #23 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Aren't they supposed to abduct people and mutilate cows? And why does the UFO look like the cloud picture dismissed by even Zoser yesterday? Here is another one. As we can see it is quite clearly a cow............... I think the real skill here is holding a straight face whilst repeating these claims. I dunno, just not proactive enough, people need to be a bit more imaginative Like this enterprising chap. Jim Huygen of Belgium has fitted his cows with toupees in a desperate attempt to disguise them. LINK I was sitting down to enjoy a meal and couldn't stop laughing until my food was cold. Thanks a lot psyche! At least I was able to reheat my dinner with that wonderful technology we reverse engineered from Roswell, the microwave... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyche101 Posted October 31, 2013 #24 Share Posted October 31, 2013 (edited) I was sitting down to enjoy a meal and couldn't stop laughing until my food was cold. Thanks a lot psyche! At least I was able to reheat my dinner with that wonderful technology we reverse engineered from Roswell, the microwave... I just had to share the toupees. Best damn idea I ever heard. Just about to tuck into lunch down here Edited October 31, 2013 by psyche101 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoser Posted October 31, 2013 #25 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Well at least we now have a short video of Zoser !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its outta the bag now "Z" man ! Two problems though Don. I've shaved my goatee beard since then and I've dropped the fake Eastern European accent. You would have difficulty spotting me in a crowd now I can tell you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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