Still Waters Posted November 8, 2013 #1 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Boomer the dog has a bone to pick with the world. He wants to be accepted for his doggie lifestyle. Born Gary Matthews, the retired technology worker and a self-confessed "nerd" thinks he is a dog. The 48-year-old wears a dog collar, eats dog food from a bowl - his favorite is Pedigree - and loves milk bones and dog cookies. http://gma.yahoo.com...ews-health.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted November 8, 2013 #2 Share Posted November 8, 2013 He made his (notice me, I want attention) suit out of shredded paper. So no going out in the rain or jumping in puddles for this "dog". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted November 8, 2013 #3 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Barking mad? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted November 8, 2013 #4 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Barking mad? Do not give him any more ideas, if he sees this he will want to be a werewolf next week. Would like to see what he makes his costume out of for that, shredded toilet paper or the Daily mail? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bendy Demon Posted November 8, 2013 #5 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Well..it seems his parents are out of touch with reality if they allow their kid to act like a animal even into high school; they, is essence, encouraged his unhealthy obsession. I had a neighbor, years and years ago, whose girl acted like a dog. She's run on all fours, bark and stuff. One time one of her friends had been picked up by her parents and were driving down the sidestreet and the neighbor girl ran after the car on all fours, barking. Even though she was able to talk and act like a kid it was clear she had problems. This man has issues too if he even wants to change his name to that of some dog. I have nothing against furries but even most of them draw a line somewhere that still resides in the realm of reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supervike Posted November 8, 2013 #6 Share Posted November 8, 2013 I think deep down, this is just a ploy to be able to sniff other people's butts, without authorites being involved. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted November 8, 2013 #7 Share Posted November 8, 2013 While reading about peoples gender identities here at MU I discovered, and rightly so I think, that it's not up to us to assign another's gender identity regardless of which sex they are physically. Shouldn't we also respect this man's right to identify as a canine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted November 8, 2013 #8 Share Posted November 8, 2013 I like dogs...I really like dogs. However, I've never/ever wanted to *be* a dog. IMO this fellow is more than a few kibbles short of a complete bag of dogfood. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatFromHell Posted November 8, 2013 #9 Share Posted November 8, 2013 (edited) I do hope this man never starts dating. Edited November 8, 2013 by SheWomanCatTypeThing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted November 8, 2013 #10 Share Posted November 8, 2013 While reading about peoples gender identities here at MU I discovered, and rightly so I think, that it's not up to us to assign another's gender identity regardless of which sex they are physically. Shouldn't we also respect this man's right to identify as a canine? Canines do not have paper coats. Maybe he should sign up to do the next Andrex advert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted November 8, 2013 #11 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Canines do not have paper coats. Maybe he should sign up to do the next Andrex advert. And women do not have a penis. Just sayin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted November 8, 2013 #12 Share Posted November 8, 2013 And women do not have a penis. Just sayin. Not as a rule anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skep B Posted November 9, 2013 #13 Share Posted November 9, 2013 I do hope this man never starts dating. *vomits violently* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazzard Posted November 9, 2013 #14 Share Posted November 9, 2013 I have a couple of good jokes for you on this topic,... ... but I would probably put me on a involuntary vacation from UM, so I better not. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Fox FK Posted November 9, 2013 #15 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Pretty sure this is just some weird sexual fetish. If he really believed he was a dog he'd just act like it. Why dress up as one and eat dog food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashotep Posted November 9, 2013 #16 Share Posted November 9, 2013 I guess it takes all kinds but glad I don't live close to him. I would have to bite him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloudshill Posted November 9, 2013 #17 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Don't they have leash laws in Pittburgh???.......... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted November 9, 2013 #18 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Are we sure it's not one of these.......? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbit Feet Posted November 9, 2013 #19 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Maybe he watches too much Wilfred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalcase Posted November 9, 2013 #20 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark56 Posted November 9, 2013 #21 Share Posted November 9, 2013 I could tolerate this guy as a friend as long as he didn't drag his bare butt across my carpet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted November 9, 2013 #22 Share Posted November 9, 2013 So, when he get's sick, does he go see a vet instead of a doctor? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dummy2b Posted November 9, 2013 #23 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Does he raise his leg and pee on the furniture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ancient astronaut Posted November 9, 2013 #24 Share Posted November 9, 2013 His favorite pastime is humping legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted November 9, 2013 #25 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Paw guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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