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The first ever bacon-scented deodorant


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A food firm keen to promote pork have come up with a 'crackling' idea - the first ever bacon-scented DEODORANT.

J&D's Foods have released their £6.20 Power Bacon deodorant, which they claim provides 24 hours of bacon-scented sweat protection.

http://uk.news.yahoo...57.html#7mDwZO3

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Why would anyone want every dog they come in contact with up their armpits?

Let's face it folks, this is going to be the result.

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Some things should eaten only and never worn.

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Some things should eaten only and never worn.

*Leo scrubs his idea for a bacon bikini - back to the drawing board...*

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*Leo scrubs his idea for a bacon bikini - back to the drawing board...*

Ahhh, that idea stinks!

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Ahhh, that idea stinks!

I dunno. Cheap beach-wear that also makes an excellent sandwich filling after. Could catch on?

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All this 'bacon beach wear' talk had made me wonder if sharks like bacon?

Will let Leonardo test that one out, am making him some strips of bacon beachwear now.

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Will let Leonardo test that one out, am making him some strips of bacon beachwear now.

*Leo attempts to ascertain if he has any Jewish ancestry*

Oy vey! :(

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That's weird and yucky. Not only will you have dogs and cats chasing you, but the crazy bacon loving people might start licking you.

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