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Environmental activist 'marries' tree


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:blink: Humaniacs! They make real environmentalists look bad with all their nonsense.
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But in their defense, it's just a budding relationship that will certainly branch out in the future.

:w00t::clap: :clap: :tu: So I guess this is how we replenish the rain forests. Edited by Thelaw1
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But in their defense, it's just a budding relationship that will certainly branch out in the future.

I don't blame the guy for wanting to put down some roots but he'll be devastated when she leaves. They always do.

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I hope he doesn't find out how much of a beech she can be!

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Tree jokes! So many tree jokes!

I wonder what her name is... It's probably Mable...

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Hey! Maybe he felt a connection. I watched the wedding and he seemed really happy. He's just extreme... like, really extreme.... :/

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holy **** that was just way too many tree jokes in one thread lol :cry:

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hm, well, if you aspen me he could have spruced up a bit more for the wedding. i mean, did you cedar? she looked lovely, but he was a mess. i pine for the old days, when people still had some cl-ash.

ok i'm done.

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Didn't the article say the tree was in a park? So, his wife is Public Property?

I wish him good luck with his knot hole.

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you know, when i saw this thread, i started aspen myself: will there be too many puns here? i think yule have to answer that for yourself. me? i'm overwh-elm-ed.

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