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Viking apocalypse will be February 22, 2014

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Arkitecht

Hell yeah!!Apocalypse party!Now that sounds like fun!

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Border Collie

Rape and plunder have been covered. Still need a volunteer for pillage. Times running out.....

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Sundew

See you in Valhalla brother

Ah ah

we come from the land of the ice and snow

from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow.

the hammer of the gods

will drive our ships to new lands

to fight the horde singing and crying:

valhalla i am coming!

on we sweep with threshing oar

our only goal will be the western shore.

ah ah

we come from the land of the ice and snow

from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow.

how soft your fields so green,

can whisper tales of gore,

of how we calmed the tides of war.

we are your overlords.

on we sweep with threshing oar,

our only goal will be the western shore.

so now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins,

for peace and trust can win the day

despite of all your losing.

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EllJay

I like the Viking Kittens-version better. :P

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Bavarian Raven
Agreed, which is to say not real at all

:sk you hope so ;)

But I beg to differ...but to each their own. :)

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spacecowboy342

Well if the Fenris wolf shows up and eats the sun you can say I told you so

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Paranoid Android

I've got a house warming party on that night. Let's party like it's the last night on earth, just in case it is :gun::ph34r::devil:

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Likely Guy

Here we are again, awaiting another nonevent.

Wake me up when the World's over.

Edit: Since this is atributed to "Norse mythology experts" and they will be inevitably be wrong, will they be stripped of their 'expert' status?

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MissJatti

i bet helm hammerhand horn would have caused more chaos than Gjallerhorn

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Dumpnuts

Hope it is accompanied with the Skyrim theme on a loop, as sang by Chocolate Rain.

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Jeremiah65

i bet helm hammerhand horn would have caused more chaos than Gjallerhorn

Nice....but prob not as Gjallerhorn was supposed to slay anything not immortal when it was blown....

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DieChecker

Nice....but prob not as Gjallerhorn was supposed to slay anything not immortal when it was blown....

We'll probably all die in our sleep then.... Or, wake up on Sunday (23rd) and go to church...

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ChrLzs

Well, as with all apocalyptic dates, we here in Oz (and New Zealand, Eastern Siberia, Japan..) will all be enjoying *our* apocalypse much earlier, while youse guys just watch jealously...

As I post this, we are just 2 days and 6.5 hours away. I'm just so excited!

I better get the washing in.

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MissJatti

so when is hindu's version of the end of the world

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jesspy

2 days to go!!!! lol

Wait I am in Australia does that mean I have to wait 10 hours before the 22nd dawns in Europe and the world ends.

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Likely Guy

2 days to go!!!! lol

Wait I am in Australia does that mean I have to wait 10 hours before the 22nd dawns in Europe and the world ends.

No! It's tomorrow in Australia. (I live in western Canada. What do I know? and, I'll be the last to know). But, as near as I know, you should be telling me what I need to know. Wait, what? You're telling me you don't know?

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MissJatti

A MUST WATCH!!!!! SKIP TO 1:20 AND HAVE A BLAST!!!!

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Rafterman

Well, as with all apocalyptic dates, we here in Oz (and New Zealand, Eastern Siberia, Japan..) will all be enjoying *our* apocalypse much earlier, while youse guys just watch jealously...

As I post this, we are just 2 days and 6.5 hours away. I'm just so excited!

I better get the washing in.

Be sure to tell Thor hi for us.

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spud the mackem

T - 48 hours and the clock is ticking, I'm just waiting.

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OverSword

Regardless of Ragnarok happening or not I wish you all a good death, die well and kill your enemies as you go! HAIL!

On a serious note I propose we celebrate Ragnarok on the 3rd Saturday of every February. We can listen to Manowar while drinking mead and winter ale, send out cards with norse runes spelling out 'Merry Ragnarok', thumbwrestle for the right of holding the sacred TV remote, etc..

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mysticwerewolf

two more days and perhaps I will finally be allowed to rest........ then again most likely not.

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ChrLzs

It's just 6 hours and forty minutes to go here... I think I've got time to finish the huge horns on my viking helmet. I think I have just enough left on the roll of alfoil...

Although... is this maybe like Christmas? Perhaps I should leave out some schooners of ale and some roast pig/goat, and then instead of bringing down a thunderstorm of vengeance and destruction, they will stop and have a huge wild party instead and leave me a big pile of presents..?

Yep, I'm gunna do it - and if the Ragnarok Apocalypse doesn't proceed, you will all have me to thank!!!

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ChrLzs

I'll bring the buffalo wings and the wenches :tsu:

Awesome!!!!!

BTW (in keeping with the serious tone of this thread), I've always wondered - how do they catch those flying buffaloes?

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ChrLzs

Right, twenty five minutes left before 12am here in Queensland. I've set up all the Viking treats, so now I'm off to bed. I may peek out there at 12:01 to see if it worked, but I won't be returning here until morning, in about 8 hours from now. Wish me luck, because if this doesn't work, it's TEOTWAWKI.

Nice knowing you..

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