Still Waters Posted November 21, 2013 #1 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Sue Marshall was using her vacuum cleaner when she heard a crash and, on investigation, found an equally surprised cow standing in her workshop, having just missed the loom she had been using only a short while earlier. After some careful manoeuvring, Mrs Marshall managed to get the animal out of her home but then a second cow plunged through the roof. http://uk.news.yahoo...62.html#LNHg3Zk 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted November 21, 2013 #2 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Am hoping she shouted, "Holy Cow!" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatFromHell Posted November 21, 2013 #3 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Hate it when that happens. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggz Posted November 22, 2013 #4 Share Posted November 22, 2013 (edited) She should of gotten herself some milk before kicking the animal out Edited November 22, 2013 by Biggz 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolci Posted November 22, 2013 #5 Share Posted November 22, 2013 last time it was horses, now cows, what's next? A downpour of swine? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted November 22, 2013 #6 Share Posted November 22, 2013 She cant even sue them for damage, as the farmers already milked them dry! And "After some careful manoeuvring, Mrs Marshall managed to get the animal out". Thats just as well - as trying to shout at cows just goes in one ear and out the udder 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted November 22, 2013 #7 Share Posted November 22, 2013 I wonder if they discovered a bucket of paint and brushes and a painted sign on the roof that said, "Eat Mor Chikin" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonshadow60 Posted November 22, 2013 #8 Share Posted November 22, 2013 I am glad neither she nor the poor cows were injured badly. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimeGelatin Posted November 22, 2013 #9 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Does All*State cover that, or did it come out of pocket? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lava_Lady Posted November 22, 2013 #10 Share Posted November 22, 2013 I had no idea cows liked to climb... seems like this is getting to be a common occurrence. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonardo Posted November 22, 2013 #11 Share Posted November 22, 2013 When quizzed, the cows replied they were attempting to jump over the moon - but did not realise it was much higher than they thought. Police also are investigating the mysterious disappearance of spoons from the same address. Some of the dishes have been taken into custody for questioning. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSS Posted November 22, 2013 #12 Share Posted November 22, 2013 It's probably one those days when you should just go back to bed really - in my experience the day rarely ends well after it starts with kamikaze cows on your case... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted November 22, 2013 #13 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Them cows should have had bells on, quite obviously their horns aren't working!! And latest news says one of the cows has now developed a nervous twitch near buildings..., hes now known as beef jerky 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taniwha Posted November 22, 2013 #14 Share Posted November 22, 2013 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted November 22, 2013 #15 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Holy flying cows Batman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calaf Posted November 22, 2013 #16 Share Posted November 22, 2013 She cant even sue them for damage, as the farmers already milked them dry! And "After some careful manoeuvring, Mrs Marshall managed to get the animal out". Thats just as well - as trying to shout at cows just goes in one ear and out the udder Tasteless! Wish I had thought of it first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted November 22, 2013 #17 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Her house is converted barn below the field and the cows walked down onto house, sounds as if the cows had a beef to settle for having their barn taken off them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whisperer Posted November 23, 2013 #18 Share Posted November 23, 2013 All Moo..t puns, LOL good ones 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+susieice Posted November 23, 2013 #19 Share Posted November 23, 2013 The cows are coming home to roost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave From Down Under Posted November 23, 2013 #20 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Udderly ridiculous - perhaps someone gave them a bum steer......also, did she ask them to mooooove out of the way? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cedarcarver1 Posted November 23, 2013 #21 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Luckily, all survived relatively unscathed. Headline coulda read, "Local woman held in Double Moo-der!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bean85 Posted November 27, 2013 #22 Share Posted November 27, 2013 when i saw the topic i was thinking that Aliens had something to do with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatekeeper32 Posted November 28, 2013 #23 Share Posted November 28, 2013 So that is where the cow went from Twister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnie Darko Posted November 28, 2013 #24 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Rose Nylund read this and smiled from ear to ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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