CatFromHell Posted December 9, 2013 #1 Share Posted December 9, 2013 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2520753/Chinese-boyfriend-jumped-death-girlfriend-insisted-going-clothes-shop.html Some people are better suited to online shopping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted December 9, 2013 #2 Share Posted December 9, 2013 (edited) Obviously there were other issues involved.... however... I can kind of understand the guys feelings... I once went on a shopping trip with my (then) wife... The store was small and it didn't take long to get to a selection of two dresses that fit her... Both were exactly alike except for color... One was red the other blue... She held them up: "Which do you like?" Me: "Uh... The blue one I guess." Her: "I like the red one." Me: "Well, get the red one then." Her: "But you like the blue one." - an hour later - Me: "Look they don't cost much, get both" Her: "Don't be silly!" It took her three hours to finally decide to get a thrid dress that she had earlier said she "didn't care for"... That was the last time I EVER went clothes shopping with her... Edited December 9, 2013 by Taun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatFromHell Posted December 9, 2013 Author #3 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Obviously there were other issues involved.... however... I can kind of understand the guys feelings... I once went on a shopping trip with my (then) wife... The store was small and it didn't take long to get to a selection of two dresses that fit her... Both were exactly alike except for color... One was red the other blue... She held them up: "Which do you like?" Me: "Uh... The blue one I guess." Her: "I like the red one." Me: "Well, get the red one then." Her: "But you like the blue one." - an hour later - Me: "Look they don't cost much, get both" Her: "Don't be silly!" It took her three hours to finally decide to get a thrid dress that she had earlier said she "didn't care for"... That was the last time I EVER went clothes shopping with her... I'm beginning to think you men may be onto something here, I've got to be honest.A couple of years ago i was going shopping with my mum, My son was only 9 at the time and was supposed to come with us. When I told him we were going shopping he threw himself on the floor and wailed "You'll never take me alive". 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlanB Posted December 9, 2013 #4 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Talk about shop 'til you drop... seven floors. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatFromHell Posted December 9, 2013 Author #5 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Talk about shop 'til you drop... seven floors. 7 floors of pure bliss! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davros of Skaro Posted December 9, 2013 #6 Share Posted December 9, 2013 (edited) Shop till you drop....Tee hee Awe beat me to it. Ok...Prices so low it's to die for. Edited December 9, 2013 by davros of skaro 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatFromHell Posted December 9, 2013 Author #7 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Wait for it, Soon all shopping centres will be issuing males with parachutes soon in case they change their mind half way down. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lava_Lady Posted December 9, 2013 #8 Share Posted December 9, 2013 (edited) I absolutely hate shopping. I prefer to go alone if I have to go, then no worries about following someone around and getting irritated and then fighting. I never understood women that wanted to shop with their husbands or boyfriends that hated shopping and vise versa. If you know you hate it why do it and if vice versa why force someone else to suffer the misery??? I once went shopping with a female friend and we spent 3 hours in Sephora while she picked out 3 perfumes, 2 lipsticks, 5 nail polishes that were mere degrees off of the same ******* color and other various nonsense bull**** stuff and that was the last time I went shopping with another person aside from my elderly mother. edit: ex-friends bill that day? $799 Edited December 9, 2013 by Lava_Lady 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted December 9, 2013 #9 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Wait for it, Soon all shopping centres will be issuing males with parachutes soon in case they change their mind half way down. And the wives will want bungee cords instead - so the hapless men are pulled back up to continue shopping... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatFromHell Posted December 9, 2013 Author #10 Share Posted December 9, 2013 And the wives will want bungee cords instead - so the hapless men are pulled back up to continue shopping... Not the husbands, just their wallets! Joke. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlanB Posted December 9, 2013 #11 Share Posted December 9, 2013 7 floors of pure bliss! I imagine it was like the end of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSS Posted December 9, 2013 #12 Share Posted December 9, 2013 I went shopping with a woman once.......................................yep, that's pretty much all I have to say on that................... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatFromHell Posted December 9, 2013 Author #13 Share Posted December 9, 2013 I imagine it was like the end of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Never seen it, You just spoiled the ending for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatFromHell Posted December 9, 2013 Author #14 Share Posted December 9, 2013 I went shopping with a woman once.......................................yep, that's pretty much all I have to say on that................... We're not all that bad, Myself and most of my female friends like to get the shopping done asap so we can spend the rest of the day in the pub. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purplos Posted December 9, 2013 #15 Share Posted December 9, 2013 I'm with Lava_Lady on this one. Even if I did like to shop, there is no way I'd drag along someone who didn't just so I could bounce ideas or opinions off them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keel M. Posted December 9, 2013 #16 Share Posted December 9, 2013 I don't waste time shopping. I go in, look for what I want. If nothing catches my eye, I walk out. If something does, then I may browse a bit more, but nothing like what Taun had to deal with. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatFromHell Posted December 9, 2013 Author #17 Share Posted December 9, 2013 (edited) I do agree, My other half still goes shopping with me even after 14 years together so i can't be that bad to go shopping with, Sometimes he even suggests going shopping but that usually coincides with the release of new ps3 game or similar Edited December 9, 2013 by SheWomanCatTypeThing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSS Posted December 9, 2013 #18 Share Posted December 9, 2013 We're not all that bad, Myself and most of my female friends like to get the shopping done asap so we can spend the rest of the day in the pub. That's where men and women differ......in order to get us shopping we hit the pub first, it also helps us priorities what we really need to buy...so what starts out as a shopping trip for xmas presents ends up being a new guitar for me instead. Try the pub first, it saves lots of stress believe me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lava_Lady Posted December 9, 2013 #19 Share Posted December 9, 2013 We're not all that bad, Myself and most of my female friends like to get the shopping done asap so we can spend the rest of the day in the pub. Now that is an afternoon well spent!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted December 9, 2013 #20 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Obviously there were other issues involved.... however... I can kind of understand the guys feelings... I once went on a shopping trip with my (then) wife... The store was small and it didn't take long to get to a selection of two dresses that fit her... Both were exactly alike except for color... One was red the other blue... She held them up: "Which do you like?" Me: "Uh... The blue one I guess." Her: "I like the red one." Me: "Well, get the red one then." Her: "But you like the blue one." - an hour later - Me: "Look they don't cost much, get both" Her: "Don't be silly!" It took her three hours to finally decide to get a thrid dress that she had earlier said she "didn't care for"... That was the last time I EVER went clothes shopping with her... I don't think a jury in the world would convict you for wringing her neck. Geez, I can scan a whole mall in less time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatFromHell Posted December 9, 2013 Author #21 Share Posted December 9, 2013 That's where men and women differ......in order to get us shopping we hit the pub first, it also helps us priorities what we really need to buy...so what starts out as a shopping trip for xmas presents ends up being a new guitar for me instead. Try the pub first, it saves lots of stress believe me! I don't know you, I'm not going to buy you a new guitar! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSS Posted December 9, 2013 #22 Share Posted December 9, 2013 I don't think a jury in the world would convict you for wringing her neck. Geez, I can scan a whole mall in less time. Wringing her neck? There isn't a jury that would have convicted him if he'd fired a bazooka at her. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+DieChecker Posted December 9, 2013 #23 Share Posted December 9, 2013 I usually just stand there on auto-pilot, a little drool coming out of the corner of my mouth. I just wake up when we get to the cashier and everything gets added up and I say, "This stuff costs HOW much?". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSS Posted December 9, 2013 #24 Share Posted December 9, 2013 (edited) I don't know you, I'm not going to buy you a new guitar! That's why I got married....so I could not buy stuff for anyone else whilst buying stuff for me.....I think that was the reason I got married, I might have got that the wrong way round though... Edited December 9, 2013 by Sky Scanner 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+DieChecker Posted December 9, 2013 #25 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Men's close come in Small, Medium, Large and the X-Larges. Womens cloths come in more sizes then there are pages in War and Peace. Plus a Macys size 6 is not a JCPenny's size 6, but more of a JCPenny's size 8. And Kohl's size 6 is more of a Macy's size 8. And so on and so on. Just knowing this much probably makes me a suicide risk. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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