Poem battle!

[WillSoMysterious]

Fairly simple game:

Make up a poem, consisting of four lines, about the person above you.

Ex. :

I'm starting off a game

In which each member can post rhymes

Can be offensive or poetic

Just make sure its just four lines!

Hope you have fun!

[Taun]

The hood makes Will so mysterious

Is he Dark and brooding with a glare?

Leaves me feeling quite curious

perhaps he just has bad hair....

[WillSoMysterious]

An intriguing poem there

by Taun the Pester

Insulting my hair

Oh he's quite the jester

[Donnie Darko]

Perhaps WillSoMysterious, you have a more insidious plan

To take over Unexplained Mysteries with your One Eyed clan.

You might be a dark prince from other dimensions,

attempting to take over, all the earthly nations.

Edited January 28, 2014 by Laurent

[WillSoMysterious]

My world domination plot, where i shall be Lord

Is gaining pace, would you like to come aboard?

I can offer you a position in which you will have power

To make the population of peasents shiver and cower.

[Donnie Darko]

All bad deeds will surely face punishment,

therefore I say to you WillSoMysterious, the I am not in astonishment.

Your evil plan is flawed to take over the land,

For a house of devils devided cannot stand.

Edited January 28, 2014 by Laurent

[Abominable Snowman]

Laurent is a frog

Not a log or a dog

He hops into action

To see our reaction

[Still Waters]

Roy likes to play his guitar and sing

'Pretty Woman' his voice belts out

Dummy is in love with the song she hears

And her picture of him no doubt

[Leonardo]

The mysterious Still Waters,

is an arachnophile's delight.

But her spider threads they vaunt,

are, to poor Dot, a cause of fright!

Edited January 28, 2014 by Leonardo

[WillSoMysterious]

Using words in his poem that i had to enquire

Makes my literary knowledge look completely dire

Leo the master of poetical verse

From here on my own will only sound worse

[Leonardo]

Will lives in a cellar, under the stairs,

where others won't venture - not even by dare.

But their caution denies them the pleasure of knowing,

a gentle young man with a penchant for poems.

[WillSoMysterious]

Leonardo the male, please do pray tell

Why your guilty conscience will send you to hell?

With your profile picture left blank and unfilled

Makes me wonder if theres people you've cut up and killed

[Abominable Snowman]

Will So Mysterious

I am forever curious

How are you so exquisite, beautiful

Yet all the while, serious?

[Leonardo]

Dummy has fallen for Will's prior reputation,

and ignored all his actions whilst on that space station.

But poor Dummy will learn, as a matter of course,

what it means to befriend the Dark Side of the Force.

Edited January 29, 2014 by Leonardo

[Abominable Snowman]

Is it Leonardo da Vinci or DiCaprio you're named after?

Or is it the teenage mutant ninja turtles you're part of?

Whatever it is, I don't give a freak

As long as you entertain us here every week.

[WillSoMysterious]

Your interest in mutant turtles is delightful

I find your knowledge of 'Leonardo's insightful

But please would you give me some joy

By explaining to me why you have pictures of Roy?

[Abominable Snowman]

I thought the reason was obvious by now

Im head over heels in love with The Big O

His angelic melodies are heaven sent

His cute personality makes him a true gent

[Abominable Snowman]

I missed this thread a lot you can see

So decided to bump it up to where it should be

I cannot let it be swept under the rug

As I have caught the rhyming bug

[Junior Chubb]

This poem is but a boring song

For you who loves Roy Orbison

I hope you don't expose your charms

Whilst seeking joys in Roys fore arms

[AbyssWalker]

Junior Chubb

Eats Grubs

Likes Scrubs

Home's a pub.

[gracy4033]

this second is ;

all there is -

all there was -

and all that shall be.

[Peter B]

Young Gracy of Four-Oh-Three-Three,

Stepped off a pied horse so's to flee,

Her footsteps were deft as the poor beast she left,

Her blue dress unaffected I see.

[Junior Chubb]

Peter B likes fun and frolics

While hangin' out with alcoholics

For them the 'B' might cause a flummox

But we all know its 'B' for bo11ocks

Edited February 24, 2014 by Junior Chubb

[Blue Star]

Oh, Junior Chubb

My love, my love

My love for the Junior Chubb

His pristine plastic wrap

Makes him the 80's legend of Chelsea

He holds the keys

He is my love

my one my only

Chubb chubbee

[Junior Chubb]

I watch her from afar

I'm star crossed with Blue Star

If I met her in a bar

I'd soon get her in my car

And I would not be her taxi

We'd be busy on the backseat