Still Waters Posted February 4, 2014 #1 Share Posted February 4, 2014 'A giraffe walked into a bar' may sound like the start of a bad joke but diners in South Africa definitely saw the funny side when it happened for real. http://metro.co.uk/2...aurant-4290600/ They're lucky he didn't leave a tip! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted February 4, 2014 #2 Share Posted February 4, 2014 That would be neat! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted February 4, 2014 #3 Share Posted February 4, 2014 (edited) The giraffe collapsed after a few drinks and after it had lain there for 30mins, one of the patrons says to the bar owner, "You just gonna leave that lyin' there?" He replied, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe". Edited February 4, 2014 by Eldorado 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted February 4, 2014 #4 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Giraffe walks into the bar. Bartender says "Why the long neck?" Giraffe says "Evolution". Badum-Tiss! *Raucus boos in the background* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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