'Fish car' allows goldfish to drive around

[coldethyl 2,936]

I just can't think of one person who would think this is a good idea. Put a piranha in it as a guard fish. Burglars break in and scream in terror, "OMG there's a piranha driving that fish car around and he's coming right for us! Run!" Likely. Not.

[J. K. 877]

Actually, the fish shouldn't have trouble learning how to drive properly, since it's used to being in a school.

[Sundew 2,929]

Actually, the fish shouldn't have trouble learning how to drive properly, since it's used to being in a school.

Forty lashes for that pun!

[:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR: 847]

Finally. A gift for someone who has everything else.