Still Waters Posted February 11, 2014 #1 Share Posted February 11, 2014 A restaurant was shut down after health authorities discovered that it was selling human meat, police in Nigeria said. http://www.yourjewis.../02/n31373.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Eldorado Posted February 11, 2014 Popular Post #2 Share Posted February 11, 2014 From article: "“I ate at the restaurant and the bill was very high. The workers told me that I ate human flesh. I was shocked,” the pastor said." It cost him an arm and a leg. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLOMBIE Posted February 11, 2014 #3 Share Posted February 11, 2014 b******s. There are just too many facts omitted in this article. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Topp Posted February 11, 2014 #4 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Do they do delivery? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted February 11, 2014 #5 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Gotta agree with Flombie. This story smacks of spoof or propaganda. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetpumper Posted February 11, 2014 #6 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Anything's good with enough sriracha. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGirl Posted February 11, 2014 #7 Share Posted February 11, 2014 i don't believe this article for one second there are no names, no details, nothing it reads like an urban legend. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted February 11, 2014 #8 Share Posted February 11, 2014 I'm a fan of the sautéed breast myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awake2Chaos Posted February 11, 2014 #9 Share Posted February 11, 2014 I'm a fan of the sautéed breast myself. What?!? lol Boobies should be eaten like Sashimi; raw. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLOMBIE Posted February 11, 2014 #10 Share Posted February 11, 2014 i don't believe this article for one second there are no names, no details, nothing it reads like an urban legend. What's even better are the statements of the locals: “I ate at the restaurant and the bill was very high. The workers told me that I ate human flesh. I was shocked,” says the pastor. A normal reaction of someone who has just been told that he consumed human flesh. Let's have a look at what one of the neighbours said: "Each time I came to market, because the hotel is very close to the market, I always noticed funny movements in and out of the hotel; dirty people with dirty characters always come into the hotel. So, I was not surprised when the police made this discovery in the early hours of yesterday." (different article) Yes, cannibalism is not surprising at all among "dirty" looking people. And in another article, the pastor is quoted as: "I went to the hotel early this year, after eating, I was told that a lump of meat was being sold at N700 (£2.5), I was surprised. So I did not know it was human meat that I ate at such expensive price." This has a completely different, and more plausible meaning, but I still go with this article being complete and utter hogwash. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted February 11, 2014 #11 Share Posted February 11, 2014 What?!? lol Boobies should be eaten like Sashimi; raw. Oh I agree about the Sashimi; raw part, but can we at least keep the first part of the sauté meaning along with that? Sautéing (from the French sauté, lit. "jumped, bounced" in reference to tossing while cooking) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarnabasCollins Posted February 11, 2014 #12 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Guess what (or who) is on the menu if someone fails to pay their bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oniomancer Posted February 11, 2014 #13 Share Posted February 11, 2014 (edited) I'm a fan of the sautéed breast myself. "Mister Splitkins, white meat or dark?" Edited February 11, 2014 by Oniomancer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted February 12, 2014 #14 Share Posted February 12, 2014 "Mister Splitkins, white meat or dark?" Yes please. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted February 13, 2014 #15 Share Posted February 13, 2014 What the article didnt mention was the two cannibals who were eating the corpse of a clown, and one of them says "Hey, do you think this tastes a bit funny" Anyway reading up about the restaurant in the article, it seems they are strict time keepers for booked tables, turn up late and they'll just give you the cold shoulder.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted February 13, 2014 #16 Share Posted February 13, 2014 What?!? lol Boobies should be eaten like Sashimi; raw. Indeed, my favourite nipple nibble.. Bitty...I want bitty http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmD2Y6WxpIw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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