questionmark Posted February 26, 2014 #1 Share Posted February 26, 2014 PUNTA GORDA , Fla., Feb. 26 (UPI) -- A Florida woman was arrested because she allegedly called 911 to get a trip to the bone zone instead of the emergency room. Maria Montenez-Colon of Punta Gorda was charged on Friday night with misuse of 911 after she called to complain about a missing Corvette in order to get an officer at her home so she could have sex with him. According to the responding officer, Montenez-Colon was very drunk when he arrived at her home. After asking if he was married, the 58-year-old didn’t mince her words. Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/02/26/Florida-woman-calls-911-to-have-sex-with-cop-I-am-so-horny/2461393420459/#ixzz2uRpHPQih Hmmm? Very drunk at the time? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted February 26, 2014 #2 Share Posted February 26, 2014 hmmm jail sex fantasy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldethyl Posted February 26, 2014 #3 Share Posted February 26, 2014 "The bone zone" lmao, who writes this stuff. Classic. Maybe she got what she needed from a cellmate. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted February 26, 2014 #4 Share Posted February 26, 2014 (edited) Hey, maybe it was an "emergency".... (In my youth) I've had days like that... A little off topic.. @ethyl... I really like your avatar... I've always liked the old "classy" pin-up art... Edited February 26, 2014 by Taun 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldethyl Posted February 26, 2014 #5 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Hey, maybe it was an "emergency".... (In my youth) I've had days like that... I still have days like that, but I'm not 58 years old. lol 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted February 26, 2014 #6 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Well, at least she was smiling in her mug shot. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted February 26, 2014 #7 Share Posted February 26, 2014 She looks a great deal older than 58. Perhaps she had a hard life (and I don't mean 'love life')? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecoNoir Posted February 26, 2014 #8 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Where there's a will, there's a way! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted February 26, 2014 #9 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Where there's a will, there's a way! Apparently in her case, where there's a will there is a won't.... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyche101 Posted February 27, 2014 #10 Share Posted February 27, 2014 I still have days like that, but I'm not 58 years old. lol Now there is something to look forward to!!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyche101 Posted February 27, 2014 #11 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Damn, this has to be the funniest thing I have read in ages. Love the details on the return visit. I think this is the first time I have heard of a female sexually harassing a male, and a complaint involved as well. He sure had good grounds though. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted February 27, 2014 #12 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Damn, this has to be the funniest thing I have read in ages. Love the details on the return visit. I think this is the first time I have heard of a female sexually harassing a male, and a complaint involved as well. He sure had good grounds though. I betcha if she was 19 and looked like Jessica Alba they'd have needed a SWAT team to get him out of her house and back on duty. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Serenity Posted February 27, 2014 #13 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Ew. I hope she got fined double the amount for such calls. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGirl Posted February 27, 2014 #14 Share Posted February 27, 2014 oh my shattered nerves this is so many shades of wrong lol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR: Posted February 27, 2014 #15 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Well, at least she was smiling in her mug shot. Probably because a police's nightstick got involved, somehow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatFromHell Posted February 27, 2014 #16 Share Posted February 27, 2014 (edited) Good idea but wouldn't be worth trying that in Britain, More chance of seeing Bigfoot than a police officer. Edited February 27, 2014 by SheWomanCatTypeThing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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