Still Waters Posted February 28, 2014 #1 Share Posted February 28, 2014 (IP: Staff) · Vintage Gouda may be aged for five years, some cheddar for a decade. They're both under-ripe youngsters compared with yellowish clumps – found on the necks and chests of Chinese mummies – now revealed to be the world's oldest cheese. http://www.usatoday....cheese/5776373/ 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR: Posted February 28, 2014 #2 Share Posted February 28, 2014 I'm not gonna lie. When I read the title, I was thinking of something completely different. Ewww. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted February 28, 2014 #3 Share Posted February 28, 2014 And guess who's hungry? 5 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted February 28, 2014 #4 Share Posted February 28, 2014 *throws pizza in bin* 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumpnuts Posted February 28, 2014 #5 Share Posted February 28, 2014 The headline to the right of this article reads "What's inside the Oscar Swag bag?" I think they might be hinting at some 3500 year old cheese. Don't worry Hollywood. It's Lactose-Free. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolguy Posted March 1, 2014 #6 Share Posted March 1, 2014 I wonder if somebody tasted it lol.as long as its not from under cheese its ok lol 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedutchiedutch Posted March 2, 2014 #7 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Nice, was just about to eat some Gouda. Think I'll pass for tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted March 2, 2014 #8 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Limburger Cheese was good for putting on manifolds of cars. stink 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Greenman Posted March 3, 2014 #9 Share Posted March 3, 2014 I want to be buried with cheese, you never know when you want a snack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonshadow60 Posted March 3, 2014 #10 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Cheese is not all that pleasant to be around when it is fresh. I can't even imagine how unpleasant it would be at 3600 years old. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawkLord Posted March 3, 2014 #11 Share Posted March 3, 2014 I wonder if they found any crackers to go with the cheese too. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An0n1m0us Posted March 3, 2014 #12 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Dear China, Please separate this cheese and disperse it evenly amongst your entire population as soon as possible. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ancient astronaut Posted March 3, 2014 #13 Share Posted March 3, 2014 And guess who's hungry? Yeah, he eats some gross ****. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfonso Posted March 3, 2014 #14 Share Posted March 3, 2014 it might be knob cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonardo Posted March 3, 2014 #15 Share Posted March 3, 2014 I'll invite some archaeologists over to investigate my fridge. I'm fairly certain they'll find some cheese in there to beat this record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ineffectiveArtist Posted March 4, 2014 #16 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Ha. Things grow better with age. Save for cheese, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaginarynumber1 Posted March 4, 2014 #17 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Mmmm... mummy cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PersonFromPorlock Posted March 4, 2014 #18 Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) I'm torn between calling it 'Headcheese' or 'Gamalost'. As for Limburger, nothing that hasn't already been through the digestive system should smell like that. Edited March 4, 2014 by PersonFromPorlock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Gummybuns Posted March 6, 2014 #19 Share Posted March 6, 2014 I'm not even gonna make a "cut the cheese" joke. It would smell really bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted March 6, 2014 #20 Share Posted March 6, 2014 I think his cheese slid off his cracker.-The Green Mile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FizzPuff Posted March 7, 2014 #21 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Sounds tasty I'd try it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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