Still Waters Posted March 1, 2014 #1 Share Posted March 1, 2014 A HAPLESS robber left empty-handed and ended up sentenced to three years in prison after trying to hold up a bookmakers with a cucumber wrapped in a sock. http://www.eveningti...53970n.23554665 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astra. Posted March 1, 2014 #2 Share Posted March 1, 2014 I usually get a chuckle out of your little news bulletins 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatFromHell Posted March 1, 2014 #3 Share Posted March 1, 2014 (edited) Bet the cucumber was stolen too. And probably the sock. Edited March 1, 2014 by SheWomanCatTypeThing 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted March 1, 2014 #4 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Bet the cucumber was stolen too. And probably the sock. One year for each offence, hope they do not find the other sock, they will add another year on his sentence for that. But really, 3 years, rapists get less! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatFromHell Posted March 1, 2014 #5 Share Posted March 1, 2014 (edited) One year for each offence, hope they do not find the other sock, they will add another year on his sentence for that. But really, 3 years, rapists get less! You know as well as I do that they'll never find the other sock, Its probably in lost sock heaven relaxing on the beach, Sipping a Pina Colada and laughing at us pathetic humans as we search in vain for our lost socks. Edited March 1, 2014 by SheWomanCatTypeThing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted March 1, 2014 #6 Share Posted March 1, 2014 You know as well as I do that they'll never find the other sock, Its probably in lost sock heaven relaxing on the beach, Sipping a Pina Colada and laughing at us pathetic humans as we search in vain for our lost socks. I still do know why I do this, but I have a space in the back of the drawer for my husbands "lonesome sock", in the hope that one day the other may return, I should know by now they are lost forever, (sipping their pina coladas somewhere beyond the horizon), but its that little bit of hope that keeps me going. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatFromHell Posted March 1, 2014 #7 Share Posted March 1, 2014 (edited) Miracles can happen, Keep the hope alive. One day your husbands lonesome sock may be reunited with his long lost twin. Edited March 1, 2014 by SheWomanCatTypeThing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted March 1, 2014 #8 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Miracles can happen, Keep the hope alive. One day your husbands lonesome sock may be reunited with his long lost twin. Right, that's the sock part of the story covered, do we want to cover the cucumber bit? who`s modding tonight? JOOOOOKE! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatFromHell Posted March 1, 2014 #9 Share Posted March 1, 2014 There was actually an interview with the cucumber on the Scottish news, Can't find it now though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted March 1, 2014 #10 Share Posted March 1, 2014 There was actually an interview with the cucumber on the Scottish news, Can't find it now though. No doubt its now sipping pina coladas on a beach somewhere..................with the sock. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatFromHell Posted March 1, 2014 #11 Share Posted March 1, 2014 No doubt its now sipping pina coladas on a beach somewhere..................with the sock. Well i just hope if they have too many Pina Coladas and get carried away, That they practice safe sox. *Gets her coat* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted March 1, 2014 #12 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Well i just hope if they have too many Pina Coladas and get carried away, That they practice safe sox. *Gets her coat* lol. Too many pinas and one will secumber to the others charm. *coat on* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatFromHell Posted March 1, 2014 #13 Share Posted March 1, 2014 lol. Too many pinas and one will secumber to the others charm. *coat on* Hahaha. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldethyl Posted March 2, 2014 #14 Share Posted March 2, 2014 This news story is in the right section for sure. And I would have handed the cash over if I thought he had a gun. No one gets paid enough to get shot. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted March 3, 2014 #15 Share Posted March 3, 2014 I'd say this guy got himself into quite a pickle! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR: Posted March 12, 2014 #16 Share Posted March 12, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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