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OverSword

Man allowed HYENA to eat his genitals

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I don't care what culture you're from or what you educational background is. How can anyone be this stupid or this greedy? On the plus side without genitals it will not be easy for him to reproduce.

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A man has been left without genitals and with three missing toes after a witch doctor told him that losing his body parts would make him rich.

Chamangeni Zulu, from Malawi, has been hospitalised at Chipata General Hospital in Zambia, near the Malawi border, after he allowed the hyena to eat his manhood.

Mr Zulu told the Times of Zambiayesterday that he was promised by a witch doctor that by sacrificing his body parts he would become rich.

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Lilly

Yeah, but the witch doctor neglected to tell him that if any of his toes were eaten the offer becomes null and void.

Seriously, some of these countries desperately need public education.

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Still Waters

For goodness sake...

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Taun

Lilly... I don't think an education would have helped this guy... You can't fix stupid....

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Lilly

... You can't fix stupid....

I guess you're right.

Like OverSword pointed out, at least he won't be reproducing.

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Ashotep

Thank god he won't be reproducing. We have enough idiots in the world apparently.

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DecoNoir

Now if we can just contrive a similar solution for the nimrods who need elephant ivory... of course most of the problems there stem from genitals in the first place.

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OverSword

My mind is constantly blown at some of the stuff I hear similar to this that come out of Africa.

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Ashotep

I can't believe he actually thought letting a hyena do this to him would make him rich. Where do people get these ideas.

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OverSword

I can't believe he actually thought letting a hyena do this to him would make him rich. Where do people get these ideas.

You friendly nieghborhood licensed witch doctor! :tu:
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JustTerri

Oh he's rich alright...with humiliation...some people, I swear.

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Orcseeker

Even if it made him rich. Is it really worth it?

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JGirl

i think it's bs

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BiffSplitkins

I bet all the other Hyenas were all sitting around laughing at this guys stupidity. :whistle:

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OverSword

I bet all the other Hyenas were all sitting around laughing at this guys stupidity. :whistle:

sssssssssssssss
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seeder

Id have accepted a bit of a licking... but would have run away at the 'eating' part. Hopefully in time anyway :lol:

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coldethyl

I'm torn between it being an April fools joke and this guy really being that ignorant.

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JGirl

i super seriously doubt that he would have gotten away with not having his entire body attacked.

so, he just sat there calmly while they nibbled on his testicles and nothing else. they were polite hyenas and only ate what they were offered and nothing more. didnt even try to bite him anywhere else. oh pardon me, i forgot the toe nibbling...

that was nice of them.

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