+OverSword Posted March 31, 2014 #1 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Source I don't care what culture you're from or what you educational background is. How can anyone be this stupid or this greedy? On the plus side without genitals it will not be easy for him to reproduce. From the article: A man has been left without genitals and with three missing toes after a witch doctor told him that losing his body parts would make him rich. Chamangeni Zulu, from Malawi, has been hospitalised at Chipata General Hospital in Zambia, near the Malawi border, after he allowed the hyena to eat his manhood. Mr Zulu told the Times of Zambiayesterday that he was promised by a witch doctor that by sacrificing his body parts he would become rich. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted March 31, 2014 #2 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Yeah, but the witch doctor neglected to tell him that if any of his toes were eaten the offer becomes null and void. Seriously, some of these countries desperately need public education. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted March 31, 2014 #3 Share Posted March 31, 2014 For goodness sake... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted March 31, 2014 #4 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Lilly... I don't think an education would have helped this guy... You can't fix stupid.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted March 31, 2014 #5 Share Posted March 31, 2014 ... You can't fix stupid.... I guess you're right. Like OverSword pointed out, at least he won't be reproducing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashotep Posted March 31, 2014 #6 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Thank god he won't be reproducing. We have enough idiots in the world apparently. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecoNoir Posted March 31, 2014 #7 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Now if we can just contrive a similar solution for the nimrods who need elephant ivory... of course most of the problems there stem from genitals in the first place. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted March 31, 2014 Author #8 Share Posted March 31, 2014 My mind is constantly blown at some of the stuff I hear similar to this that come out of Africa. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashotep Posted March 31, 2014 #9 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I can't believe he actually thought letting a hyena do this to him would make him rich. Where do people get these ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted March 31, 2014 Author #10 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I can't believe he actually thought letting a hyena do this to him would make him rich. Where do people get these ideas. You friendly nieghborhood licensed witch doctor! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustTerri Posted April 1, 2014 #11 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Oh he's rich alright...with humiliation...some people, I swear. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orcseeker Posted April 1, 2014 #12 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Even if it made him rich. Is it really worth it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGirl Posted April 1, 2014 #13 Share Posted April 1, 2014 i think it's bs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted April 1, 2014 #14 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I bet all the other Hyenas were all sitting around laughing at this guys stupidity. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted April 1, 2014 Author #15 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I bet all the other Hyenas were all sitting around laughing at this guys stupidity. sssssssssssssss 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted April 1, 2014 #16 Share Posted April 1, 2014 (edited) Id have accepted a bit of a licking... but would have run away at the 'eating' part. Hopefully in time anyway . Edited April 1, 2014 by seeder 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldethyl Posted April 5, 2014 #17 Share Posted April 5, 2014 I'm torn between it being an April fools joke and this guy really being that ignorant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGirl Posted April 6, 2014 #18 Share Posted April 6, 2014 (edited) i super seriously doubt that he would have gotten away with not having his entire body attacked. so, he just sat there calmly while they nibbled on his testicles and nothing else. they were polite hyenas and only ate what they were offered and nothing more. didnt even try to bite him anywhere else. oh pardon me, i forgot the toe nibbling... that was nice of them. Edited April 6, 2014 by JGirl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR: Posted April 7, 2014 #19 Share Posted April 7, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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