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Little Rock Woman Sees Bigfoot

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Night Walker

LITTLE ROCK WOMAN SEES BIGFOOT IN OUACHITA NATIONAL FOREST

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Jennifer Long says she spotted the 8-foot tall beast beating his chest while singing what sounded like the chorus of the Rage Against the Machine song “Killing In The Name.”

“All I kept hearing was ‘And now you do what they told ya,’ over and over, just like in the song,” said Long, organizer of this year’s Dragon Boat Festival in North Little Rock. “The Bigfoot seemed pretty irritated about something, but what I have no idea. Maybe it was upset it didn’t get chosen as mascot of the Arkansas Travelers.”

Long said she went hiking to brainstorm ideas for the Dragon Boat Festival, scheduled for May 17 at Burns Park, but was pretty shaken up when she saw the Bigfoot. She said it had lots of brown hair and looked part human and part bear. She said it was listening to music with what looked like an I-pod and those real expensive Beats By Dre headphones, “you know the ones all the teens get for Christmas.”

Long spotted the Bigfoot about 30 yards off the hiking trail but within seconds the beast disappeared into the forest.

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Gotta love Bigfoot!

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JVG

Oh wow just when you thought it could not get any weirder we have Big what ever with a I pod and head phones. No wonder we can't find him he is chilling with his tunes!!!!!

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Lilly

I think somebody is pulling our leg with this one.

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Oppono Astos

I was more intrigued at the possibility of a crypto rock woman of diminutive stature...

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Rafterman

Screw Bigfoot, I want to see little rock woman.

Is there an entire little rock family?

Edited by Rafterman

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PlanB

I think Les Stroud just found his new BF expedition partner.

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Poltergeistnz

"Long said she went hiking to brainstorm ideas for the Dragon Boat Festival"... and she got a good one; bigfoot listening to an ipod!

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Earl.Of.Trumps

Think someone was poking a little fun at kids that listen to Rage Against the Machine, on Dre headphones?

think so. :yes:

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Wyverna

This is a joke. I refuse to believe this is a real, legitimate report that someone made seriously. I refuse

(...Do you think Bigfoot listens to Lynyrd Skynyrd though? Or maybe Van Halen?)

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Donnie  Darko

This had me in stitches as I read along. Great story. :lol:

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MuddyFeet

People have been looking for Bigfoot in all the wrong places, check the iTunes store for user names such as StinkyMonkeyMan.

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Sundew

For an encore it will sing a little ditty by the Rolling Stones:

I'm a fleabit peanut monkey

And all my friends are junkies

That's not really true

I'm a cold Italian pizza

I could use a lemon squeezer

What you do?

I've been bit and I've been tossed around

By every she-rat in this town

Have you?

And I am just a monkey man

I'm glad you are a monkey woman too

I was bitten by a boar

I was gouged and I was gored

But I pulled on through

Yeah, I'm a sack of broken eggs

I always have an unmade bed

Don't you?

And I hope we're not too messianic

Or a trifle too satanic

But we love to play the blues

And I am just a monkey man

I'm glad you are a monkey woman too

I'm a monkey man

I'm a monkey man

I'm a monkey man

I'm a monkey, monkey man

I'm a monkey man

I'm a monkey man

I'm a monkey, m-m-monkey

I'm a monkey, m-m-monkey

I'm a monkey, m-m-monkey

Monkey, monkey man

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Urisk

Probably just some drunk grebo thinking it's festival season. We do escape from time to time...

This is a joke. I refuse to believe this is a real, legitimate report that someone made seriously. I refuse

(...Do you think Bigfoot listens to Lynyrd Skynyrd though? Or maybe Van Halen?)

I think Dio; they had Vinnie Ape-pice on the drums.

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Shiloh17

I can't believe you guys are mocking one of the more credible sightings.

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Wyverna

I think Dio; they had Vinnie Ape-pice on the drums.

Oh man, that was really good! :D

You wouldn't happen to be married, would you? Because I want to marry you for that pun.

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Q-C

"Long said she went hiking to brainstorm ideas for the Dragon Boat Festival"

"Brainstorming" Is that what they call it these days?

Anyway, it should be one heck of a festival. I think I'll clear my calendar for May 17th.

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Urisk

Oh man, that was really good! :D

You wouldn't happen to be married, would you? Because I want to marry you for that pun.

Why thank you! Nope i'm footloose and fancy-free as they say. Why else would i have time to create puns of such sterling quality :P

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Wyverna

Why thank you! Nope i'm footloose and fancy-free as they say. Why else would i have time to create puns of such sterling quality :P

Are you free this weekend for dinner? ;)

But you'll have to pay. I have no money. :P

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Urisk

Me either..... but I can cook something. So it's either that of a Chippy down by the pier :P

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