Night Walker Posted April 19, 2014 #1 Share Posted April 19, 2014 LITTLE ROCK WOMAN SEES BIGFOOT IN OUACHITA NATIONAL FOREST ... Jennifer Long says she spotted the 8-foot tall beast beating his chest while singing what sounded like the chorus of the Rage Against the Machine song “Killing In The Name.” “All I kept hearing was ‘And now you do what they told ya,’ over and over, just like in the song,” said Long, organizer of this year’s Dragon Boat Festival in North Little Rock. “The Bigfoot seemed pretty irritated about something, but what I have no idea. Maybe it was upset it didn’t get chosen as mascot of the Arkansas Travelers.” Long said she went hiking to brainstorm ideas for the Dragon Boat Festival, scheduled for May 17 at Burns Park, but was pretty shaken up when she saw the Bigfoot. She said it had lots of brown hair and looked part human and part bear. She said it was listening to music with what looked like an I-pod and those real expensive Beats By Dre headphones, “you know the ones all the teens get for Christmas.” Long spotted the Bigfoot about 30 yards off the hiking trail but within seconds the beast disappeared into the forest. ... http://www.rockcityt...ational-forest/ Gotta love Bigfoot! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JVG Posted April 19, 2014 #2 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Oh wow just when you thought it could not get any weirder we have Big what ever with a I pod and head phones. No wonder we can't find him he is chilling with his tunes!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted April 19, 2014 #3 Share Posted April 19, 2014 I think somebody is pulling our leg with this one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oppono Astos Posted April 19, 2014 #4 Share Posted April 19, 2014 I was more intrigued at the possibility of a crypto rock woman of diminutive stature... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafterman Posted April 19, 2014 #5 Share Posted April 19, 2014 (edited) Screw Bigfoot, I want to see little rock woman. Is there an entire little rock family? Edited April 19, 2014 by Rafterman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlanB Posted April 21, 2014 #6 Share Posted April 21, 2014 I think Les Stroud just found his new BF expedition partner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poltergeistnz Posted April 23, 2014 #7 Share Posted April 23, 2014 "Long said she went hiking to brainstorm ideas for the Dragon Boat Festival"... and she got a good one; bigfoot listening to an ipod! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl.Of.Trumps Posted April 24, 2014 #8 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Think someone was poking a little fun at kids that listen to Rage Against the Machine, on Dre headphones? think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyverna Posted April 24, 2014 #9 Share Posted April 24, 2014 This is a joke. I refuse to believe this is a real, legitimate report that someone made seriously. I refuse (...Do you think Bigfoot listens to Lynyrd Skynyrd though? Or maybe Van Halen?) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnie Darko Posted April 24, 2014 #10 Share Posted April 24, 2014 This had me in stitches as I read along. Great story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuddyFeet Posted April 25, 2014 #11 Share Posted April 25, 2014 People have been looking for Bigfoot in all the wrong places, check the iTunes store for user names such as StinkyMonkeyMan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundew Posted April 25, 2014 #12 Share Posted April 25, 2014 (edited) For an encore it will sing a little ditty by the Rolling Stones: I'm a fleabit peanut monkey And all my friends are junkies That's not really true I'm a cold Italian pizza I could use a lemon squeezer What you do? I've been bit and I've been tossed around By every she-rat in this town Have you? And I am just a monkey man I'm glad you are a monkey woman too I was bitten by a boar I was gouged and I was gored But I pulled on through Yeah, I'm a sack of broken eggs I always have an unmade bed Don't you? And I hope we're not too messianic Or a trifle too satanic But we love to play the blues And I am just a monkey man I'm glad you are a monkey woman too I'm a monkey man I'm a monkey man I'm a monkey man I'm a monkey, monkey man I'm a monkey man I'm a monkey man I'm a monkey, m-m-monkey I'm a monkey, m-m-monkey I'm a monkey, m-m-monkey Monkey, monkey man Edited April 25, 2014 by Sundew 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urisk Posted April 27, 2014 #13 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Probably just some drunk grebo thinking it's festival season. We do escape from time to time... This is a joke. I refuse to believe this is a real, legitimate report that someone made seriously. I refuse (...Do you think Bigfoot listens to Lynyrd Skynyrd though? Or maybe Van Halen?) I think Dio; they had Vinnie Ape-pice on the drums. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiloh17 Posted April 27, 2014 #14 Share Posted April 27, 2014 I can't believe you guys are mocking one of the more credible sightings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyverna Posted April 28, 2014 #15 Share Posted April 28, 2014 I think Dio; they had Vinnie Ape-pice on the drums. Oh man, that was really good! You wouldn't happen to be married, would you? Because I want to marry you for that pun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-C Posted April 29, 2014 #16 Share Posted April 29, 2014 (edited) "Long said she went hiking to brainstorm ideas for the Dragon Boat Festival" "Brainstorming" Is that what they call it these days? Anyway, it should be one heck of a festival. I think I'll clear my calendar for May 17th. Edited April 29, 2014 by QuiteContrary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urisk Posted May 2, 2014 #17 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Oh man, that was really good! You wouldn't happen to be married, would you? Because I want to marry you for that pun. Why thank you! Nope i'm footloose and fancy-free as they say. Why else would i have time to create puns of such sterling quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyverna Posted May 3, 2014 #18 Share Posted May 3, 2014 (edited) Why thank you! Nope i'm footloose and fancy-free as they say. Why else would i have time to create puns of such sterling quality Are you free this weekend for dinner? But you'll have to pay. I have no money. Edited May 3, 2014 by Domina Lucis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urisk Posted May 3, 2014 #19 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Me either..... but I can cook something. So it's either that of a Chippy down by the pier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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