Still Waters Posted April 25, 2014 #1 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Bats "showering" parishioners with faeces and urine at a Norfolk church appear to have "more rights that the worshipping community", a vicar said. A 300-strong colony of Natterer's bats roost in the roof of St Andrew's Church in Holme Hale but cannot be removed as they are a protected species. Rev Stephen Thorp said the bats are "off-putting" and have made couples look elsewhere for their wedding. http://www.bbc.co.uk...orfolk-27140007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkitecht Posted April 25, 2014 #2 Share Posted April 25, 2014 (Insert generic joke about bat crap and religion here) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted April 25, 2014 #3 Share Posted April 25, 2014 (edited) The obvious answer is to install bat houses on the outside of the building and then seal all of thier entrances into the building. It's amazing how many bats will move in to one of these. Edited April 25, 2014 by OverSword 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted April 25, 2014 #4 Share Posted April 25, 2014 All gods creatures. Bless em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theotherguy Posted April 25, 2014 #5 Share Posted April 25, 2014 (edited) The obvious answer is to install bat houses on the outside of the building and then seal all of thier entrances into the building. It's amazing how many bats will move in to one of these. The bats at my house never liked the bat houses put up for them. I don't know why--they had the correct location, drop zone height, all that stuff. Also, how many articles are going to be tagged "bat excrement"? Edited April 25, 2014 by theotherguy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkitecht Posted April 25, 2014 #6 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Well i guess god is trying to send a message maybe?This poor guy got killed by a Cross falling on him... http://www.boston.com/news/world/europe/2014/04/25/italian-man-killed-giant-falling-crucifix-dedicated-pope-john-paul/hhdrIgQc88q7LarpdEiaIP/story.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlanB Posted April 25, 2014 #7 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Like mana from heaven! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonardo Posted April 25, 2014 #8 Share Posted April 25, 2014 At last, a useful purpose for a church is found. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lisaloveslilia Posted April 27, 2014 #9 Share Posted April 27, 2014 (Insert generic joke about bat crap and religion here) Dang it! You beat me to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR: Posted April 28, 2014 #10 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Like mana from heaven! Yeah, but I wouldn't be sticking out my tongue to catch it like the first snowflake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_dreamer Posted April 28, 2014 #11 Share Posted April 28, 2014 I guess some of them learned a new word: guano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted April 28, 2014 #12 Share Posted April 28, 2014 I can see it now... Pastor: "And now as we gaze up into the heavens.... HOLY S@$T!"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oppono Astos Posted April 28, 2014 #13 Share Posted April 28, 2014 (Insert generic joke about bat crap and religion here) I was thinking of a Robin the Boy Wonder exclamation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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