+OverSword Posted April 29, 2014 #1 Share Posted April 29, 2014 SW is constantly drawing self portraits, unfortunately she bought her mirror from a carnival funhouse. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cenobite Posted April 29, 2014 #2 Share Posted April 29, 2014 oversword is vladimir putin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatyStrawberry Posted April 29, 2014 #3 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Cenobite once owned an uncharted Island off the coast of Portugal. He populated the island with Capuchin monkeys and tried to rule as their overlord until an unfortunate day when his monkey slaves rebelled and exiled him from his island. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theotherguy Posted April 30, 2014 #4 Share Posted April 30, 2014 KatyStrawberry brings a mirror to bed to try to see what she looks like asleep. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted April 30, 2014 Author #5 Share Posted April 30, 2014 theotherguy peels dead skin from between his toes and labels them for posterity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted May 1, 2014 #6 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Oversword is very lazy, he goes to a car wash to get a bath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cenobite Posted May 1, 2014 #7 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Outsider is that car wash 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted May 1, 2014 Author #8 Share Posted May 1, 2014 cenobite loves children. He loves them most when they are barbequed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted May 1, 2014 #9 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Oversword snorts termites through a straw and then shoots them back out the other nostril. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted May 1, 2014 Author #10 Share Posted May 1, 2014 It's a variation on the trick OFX does with used condoms. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 1, 2014 #11 Share Posted May 1, 2014 OverSword is not just using condoms, he is reusing them. Don't panic, he washes them, inspects for possible holes and neatly folds back into the original bag in which they came by dozen. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted May 1, 2014 Author #12 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Helen puts a condom on her head before putting on her hatopus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 1, 2014 #13 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Well, wouldn't you do the same? OverSword went to see a proctologist because he noticed there are stamps in his stool. The proctologist wanted a sample and after taking a look he laughed and said: "These are banana stickers." (Yep, I just stole a nun joke... changed only the main character and the orifice but it's still the same joke... cute one, almost naive, wouldn't you say?) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted May 1, 2014 Author #14 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Speaking of nun's Helen wanted nothing but to become a nun when she was a girl but as it turns out they won't let the devils aunt on holy ground. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 1, 2014 #15 Share Posted May 1, 2014 At least I don't refer to my youngest nephew coming baptism as "waterboarding". Which is exactly what OS did. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theotherguy Posted May 1, 2014 #16 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Helen of Annoy's hatopus had a cameo in Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indiogene Posted May 1, 2014 #17 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Theotherguy is a returning banned member...yeah, "theotherguy" may well be the same user (you can't tell who's who on a forum...unless you get caught). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted May 1, 2014 Author #18 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Mike D boy is very unhappy, he can't find a bra who's straps don't cut into his back fat painfully. (wow make up a lie part two. I was pretty surprised when they didn't pull the first thread a few years ago, it got really brutal and crude there for a while. For a laugh go check out some of the original posts from that time. Gay orgies, prostitution, Crisco, riding donkeys in kilts while eating haggass. I'm actually glad it got toned down as I thought for sure I and a few others were on the verge of being booted for life) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatyStrawberry Posted May 2, 2014 #19 Share Posted May 2, 2014 OverSword once got romantically involved with a donkeys hind leg. It didn't end well. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallorprofile Posted May 2, 2014 #20 Share Posted May 2, 2014 KatyStrawberry had once fallen for a durian which rejected her by making her fall on it. She thus decided all fruits aren't worth her time, save for the red, seemingly harmless, strawberry. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted May 2, 2014 #21 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Pallorprofile once fell in love with an internet spambot. She mistook the bot's autogenerated random-babble for sweet talk, She's still upset about it. Let it go pallor. Let it go. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatyStrawberry Posted May 2, 2014 #22 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Outsider doesn't have a face. His head is just one perfectly spherical scalp covered in hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted May 2, 2014 #23 Share Posted May 2, 2014 KatyStrawberry waited 17 years for the opportunity to make up a lie about me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted May 2, 2014 Author #24 Share Posted May 2, 2014 OFX searches the internet for true love. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted May 2, 2014 #25 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Oversword tries to build his true love with legos. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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