Helen of Annoy Posted May 17, 2014 #251 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Everyone has one. But only rare people were sued by their own evil twin, which is exactly what happened to Outsider. His evil twin sued him for copyright infringement because he was born two minutes earlier than Outsider, so if Outsider is planning to continue using his face and other features he has to pay. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted May 17, 2014 #252 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Helen of Annoy's favorite movie is Stop! or my mom will shoot, she says it deserves an oscar. She personally downvotes every negative review of it on IMDB...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 17, 2014 #253 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Actually, it was more like "Mom, stop, or they'll shoot", but you can't stop my mother just like that. Outsider noticed all his shoes are somewhat uncomfortable, like they are too small for his feet. He decided he'll give it few more days before he buys new shoes and visits a doctor. He will wait for few more days mostly because he doesn't know how to tell the doctor that he thinks his feet are growing. Or he could simply cut his toenails. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cenobite Posted May 17, 2014 #254 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Helen can often be found on the streets of her village dressed as a man, she tried dressing as a tramp but realized that she looked no different from normal. Whilst dressed as a man she likes to harass passers by for small change, not because she needs the money but just because she can. Sadly she was rumbled by a visiting shaman from the neighbouring village, poor Helen was shamed into removing her man clothes and was pelted with turnips as she ran home 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 17, 2014 #255 Share Posted May 17, 2014 cenobite can't tell a shaman from a veterinarian who came to artificially inseminate the cows and sell some turnips since he's going around anyway. Since he had turnip business to run, he didn't look closely, just stuck his arm with one of those loooooong gloves on into anything remotely cow-shaped and what are you going to do now, with a calf, cenobite? Who will ever believe you it was just an accident and you really, honestly did not catch it in the usual way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallorprofile Posted May 17, 2014 #256 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Now there's this big secret I've to reveal for this certain user... Helen had asked, "What are you going to do now, with a calf, cenobite?" when in reality, her inner voice AKA devil's aunt AKA hatopus AKA hidden head screamed, "Ask me for help, cenobite! Ask me and I'll help you because even though I fire you with questions I really just want to fire you with... my cupid's arrow ." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 17, 2014 #257 Share Posted May 17, 2014 No, no, no, don't torture me like that. I promised I'll be your bridesmaid. That's it. I break no promises, not even for cenobite. He's married, by the way, and he lied to that wife the same way he lied to you, and the wife before that and the one before that one. In short, he never divorces, just marries again and again and... maybe we could match all those wives with your husbands you too forgot to divorce and have one huge divorcing/remarrying scheme. Similar to that Moon guy mass wedding thing, only with more children hopping around, having no clue who they belong to. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted May 18, 2014 #258 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Shhhh!! You guys keep it down, they're showing my favorite movie, The Deadly Mantis, on TV. Now that's quality TV. I'm sure Helen agrees because after that, we'll see Clash of the Titans with the Kraken. I can just hear Hatopus cheer for joy! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted May 18, 2014 #259 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Mantis914 is every scooby doo villain ever. What scooby and gang don't realize is that the "real cuprit face" revealed when the mask is taken off is itself a mask, when its taken off, youll see mantis914 everytime. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatyStrawberry Posted May 18, 2014 #260 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Outsider once spent a year in Tibet living amongst monks. He took a vow of silence which he broke when asking for the time. At this point he was thrown out of the monastery and forced to live amongst the wild goats. He still keeps in touch with 2 of the goats by writing letters. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cenobite Posted May 18, 2014 #261 Share Posted May 18, 2014 KatyStrawberry is really a.......mango Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatyStrawberry Posted May 18, 2014 #262 Share Posted May 18, 2014 How did you see through my strawberry disguise? Cenobite likes to sneak into old peoples homes to sniff their socks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cenobite Posted May 18, 2014 #263 Share Posted May 18, 2014 katyStrawberry makes the devils tea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Re di Spade Posted May 18, 2014 #264 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Cenobite is a teetotaller: he drinks only distilled water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatyStrawberry Posted May 18, 2014 #265 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Re di Spade had to get rescued after he attempted to swim from Australia to England. He only managed 30 feet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted May 18, 2014 Author #266 Share Posted May 18, 2014 KatyStrawberry believes that all of her coworkers find the post-it notes of suggestions she leaves everywhere helpful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 19, 2014 #267 Share Posted May 19, 2014 OverSword has something against post-it notes, he thinks they are waste of cellulose. "Use chalkboards!" he says and people look at him like he said something stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatyStrawberry Posted May 19, 2014 #268 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Helen once wandered into the woods and had a picnic with a goat named Colonel Baaarber. They were having a lovely time until the goat ate the last sausage roll, at this point Helen threw a tantrum and ran home crying. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted May 20, 2014 Author #269 Share Posted May 20, 2014 KatyStrawberry Screams and cries hysterically whenever one direction are on the telly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallorprofile Posted May 20, 2014 #270 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Oversword works as a private security for Justin Bieber and had asked for his signature numerous times under the guise of his niece wanting him to. In reality, Oversword's the one who wants them - and even stuck the signature to his hot pink boxers at one point. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted May 20, 2014 #271 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Pallorprofile is a professional arm wrestler ever since she saw "Over the top", Her record is 0-197 (197 losses 0 Wins) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cenobite Posted May 20, 2014 #272 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Outsider eats cheese for breakfast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted May 20, 2014 #273 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Cenobite still falls for the "I got your nose" trick. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallorprofile Posted May 20, 2014 #274 Share Posted May 20, 2014 (edited) Outsider F-xiles thought he was a highly sought-after detective with the amount of cases that piled after he got the post. Little did he know all the crimes were actually committed by himself - his other self. Edited May 20, 2014 by pallorprofile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted May 20, 2014 #275 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Pallorprofile was my other self's sidekick, I put both behind bars. Here's what she had to say "I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids.. hur dur hur!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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