Helen of Annoy Posted May 25, 2014 #326 Share Posted May 25, 2014 I told you alcohol and drugs are bad for you. Dracula glass should, of course, be a skull on long leg. Because long leg makes it refined, only savages drink straight from skulls, without putting them on civilized ****en leg that serves no purpose other than making damn glass easier to fall over and spill. Outsider once drank from fish tank in attempt to dry it out and catch the fish. Yes, drugs again. Cats were watching him approvingly, until he vomited the water for the third time and gave up. "He's not better than us in this sport." they said and fell asleep, which is exactly what Outsider did too, except he had no further thoughts that night. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted May 26, 2014 Author #327 Share Posted May 26, 2014 I thought I knew Helen but as it turns out she is nothing but a big liar. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 26, 2014 #328 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Unlike OverSword who simply can't tell a lie. Like that guy, who was it again, Ben Franklin, Ben Hur... no, no, wait, we've been over this before, it was Washington... Denzel Washington. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted May 26, 2014 #329 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Helen's current job is maintenance guy at a theme park. She sleeps on a running rollercoaster causing her employer to lose millions every year. She cannot sleep unless she's moving at at least 35 miles per hour, she wakes up as soon as the speed goes lower than 35 mph. She also has a T shirt with an Iguana on it, like everyone in croatia. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 26, 2014 #330 Share Posted May 26, 2014 (edited) It's not an iguana, it's a kuna. Outsider is as shortsighted as his aunt was. And the postman who delivered her. Outsider too sometimes wears a T **** with his national mascot animal, but people who can tell a louse in the closeup are too rare. edit: I swear I wrote T shirt there T shirt T **** T shirt T ****... yup, it's my keyboard. nothing to see, move on. Edited May 26, 2014 by Helen of Annoy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritWriter Posted May 26, 2014 #331 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Helen is my horrible mother who left me on the streets when I was five and still constantly harrases me and teases me about how stupid and unwanted I am. This is not a lie and SHE is the reason I don't participate in this thread anymore! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted May 26, 2014 Author #332 Share Posted May 26, 2014 I still haven't forgiven SW for locking me in her basement and cutting my hair to make wigs for Barbie dolls. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritWriter Posted May 26, 2014 #333 Share Posted May 26, 2014 And I still have your hair. By the way I renewed my barbers licence you should come see me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted May 27, 2014 #334 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I went to spiritwriter's barber shop..... I asked her what kind of haircut she's good at, and she wanted me to....... get horn implants in my skull....... so I could be "One of Us (Them)". I gave her $150, no haircut but ran away. Beware people. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted May 27, 2014 #335 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Spirit writer's favorite song is "ONE OF US ONE OF US GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted May 27, 2014 #336 Share Posted May 27, 2014 The reason Chubb and Laurent and others aren't posting here anymore is because Spirit ate them. Ok ok, enough about Spirit.... Oh she also has a pet termite which can do tricks..... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 27, 2014 #337 Share Posted May 27, 2014 And it escaped its enclosure. Answers to name "Outsider", if you promise a snack too. The finder will be rewarded by the very fact they now have a pet termite which can do tricks. (Not much of tricks, it can roll over when it's sleepy, but it's literate. It can make your shopping list for you, just don't be surprised if there's timber in that list.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted May 27, 2014 #338 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I knew I had seen hatopus somewhere before... of course, the answer was always right there in front of me... http://www.americanmonsters.com/site/2010/01/nameless-thing-of-berkeley-square-england/ How on earth did you tame that monster enough to put it on your head, Helen??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritWriter Posted May 28, 2014 #339 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Mantis is my bestie. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted May 28, 2014 #340 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Spiritwriter calls people bestie...... before..... well let's just say...... mantis will go the way of the chubb and laurent...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astra. Posted May 28, 2014 #341 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Outsider wears his false teeth around his neck when his dieting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted May 29, 2014 Author #342 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Astra00 gives neck massages to strangers at the bus stop. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted May 29, 2014 #343 Share Posted May 29, 2014 (edited) <p>Oversword is one of astra's frequent customers Edited May 29, 2014 by OUTSIDER F-XILES 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted May 29, 2014 #344 Share Posted May 29, 2014 He had this to say "me neck very strong, me neck like boulder, astra arms like pythons, me get satisfication like nowhere " He kept rambling but was cut off by interviewer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted May 30, 2014 Author #345 Share Posted May 30, 2014 OFX goes to the dentist because he enjoys pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cenobite Posted May 30, 2014 #346 Share Posted May 30, 2014 oversword gave me ulcers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asadora Posted May 30, 2014 #347 Share Posted May 30, 2014 cenobite bit me...and I did not like it! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maureen_jacobs Posted May 30, 2014 #348 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Asadora broke my Lincoln logs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritWriter Posted May 31, 2014 #349 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Maureen_Jacobs is my chiropractor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted May 31, 2014 #350 Share Posted May 31, 2014 SpiritWriter is a dolphin psychologist. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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