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Make up a lie about the poster above you (Part 2)


OverSword

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Outsider was once my blind date

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For her birthday Blue Star Dressed up like a fairy princess and wandered the village making all the rough boys fall in love with her. But that's nothing to her she's never found a man to replace her cat in her heart.

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Ohveeee!…..Its supposed to be a lie……I don't know, if we start telling truths….. Where will we end up?

Ovary .. Dresses up like a big furry cat in a vane attempt to attract my attention.

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Blue star is so obviously in LOVE with Oversword! :D

p.s. Blue Star is always the anonymous user who is creeping at the bottom of the page...

:devil:

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Spirit Writer = Blue Stars with fake horns

Blue Star loves Oversword By transitive rule, it means Spirity loves the swordman too..... since they are same.....

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Oui ! You, You……Me's just me and SpititWriter isn't me….. So there You, you…..Can of spinach….No, but really…

Outie is actually, an innie… There, i said it. You big innie, you. :D

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Blue Star doesn't love me, but if I wear my hat with cat ears she smothers me with kisses and scratches under my chin until I'm purring loudly.

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Oversword had.... a weird..... weird... obsession with the show "Thunder Cats"..... it's just......

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OFX goes to various cosplay cons dressed as Snarf

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Oversword doesn't want the world to know about his Europe worshipping Glam Rock days.....

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SW...drinks warm milk from those horns every night before bed time.

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Astra has hatched 37 plans to get Spirit writer's horn milk, but all 37 have failed.... thanks to meddling kids and their talking dog....

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OFX smoke so much grass that he believes his dog talks. It usually tells him to smoke more grass.

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OFX dreams of one day being a bond villain, plotting the end of the world surrounded by bikini clad supermodels on his yacht/submarine/jet/space ship. But first he needs to get a larger paper route to fund it all.

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(First post in this thread. I will give it a try...)

Oversword, on the other hand, is planning to save the world surrounded by bikini clad cougars. They all look identical - tall, thin, with brown hair, long face, goofy teeth, puffy eyes, and have a bracelet tattoo on their left wrists. They look so identical that I wonder if oversword is preparing an army of cougar clones to save the world. Too bad they are all anemics, though.

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XingWi has children chained to benches in his basement. They are refurbishing old cell phones and making XingWi a ton of money, all of which he plans on spending on a life sized hobbit house so he can impress his x-girlfriend Gwendolyn, who broke his heart by dumping him for another man.

Welcome to the thread XW

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And OverSword was my ex-girlfriend "Gwendolyn" before his operation. She had dumped me for a woman.

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I had a girlfriend named Xiang wi, I heard a rumor somewhere that she changed her name slightly, and wears a fake beard.

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OFX runs a web site that is all about revealing that Bruce Lee did not die but in fact is doing wet work for the CIA. He has other websites concerning our 'space brothers', channeling, healing crystals, and pyramid power.

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Oversword is my personal advertising manager, and he did a good job here.

*Hands paycheck to OS*

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Oversword is my personal advertising manager, and he did a good job here.

*Hands paycheck to OS*

Speaking of advertising, Outsider attached several flares to a weather balloon to advertise for his New Age foundation that has now grown to international proportions. Unfortunately, a freak gust of wind caused it to go over a military installation and was pummeled by .50 cal ammo which brought an abrupt end to the ad campaign...

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