AbyssWalker Posted June 5, 2014 #376 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Mantis914 is a space brother descendant, probably the worst one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cenobite Posted June 5, 2014 #377 Share Posted June 5, 2014 o f-xiles ate all my cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted June 6, 2014 #378 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Cenobite brought this handbook called "1000 jokes to make up about the poster above you", and he's running out of jokes already, so the bland lies these days.... I need to school him about telling lies.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 6, 2014 Author #379 Share Posted June 6, 2014 There was a knock on my door at 2:43 this morning. It was OFX, again. He wanted to crash out on my couch, again. He was drunk, again. When he was passed out I took his credit card and bought him a whole bunch of lingerie and hot man on man action dvd's on ebay. He's going to be surprised when he signs for that delivery. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amaterasu Posted June 6, 2014 #380 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Oversword pole dances for cash advances at weekends but weekdays he is a cognitive behaviour therapist for underpaid sex workers in Soho. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asadora Posted June 6, 2014 #381 Share Posted June 6, 2014 (edited) I really don't know what to do. I am at my wits end here. I just have to go public with this: Amaterasu , didn't wash her sheets last night! Edited to keep up with the thread. Edited June 6, 2014 by Asadora Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amaterasu Posted June 6, 2014 #382 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Asadora picked her nose and wiped the bogie on her friend ...the friend saw the snot and passed it off as breakfast stains *smart friend* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 6, 2014 Author #383 Share Posted June 6, 2014 amaterasu founded the Liverpool branch of the OverSword. She always was the one to click where she had specifically been instructed no to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 7, 2014 Author #384 Share Posted June 7, 2014 amaterasu founded the Liverpool branch of the OverSword fanclub. She always was the one to click where she had specifically been instructed not to. Had to retype that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astra. Posted June 7, 2014 #385 Share Posted June 7, 2014 OverSword gets a kick out of retyping things. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted June 7, 2014 #386 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Astra00 is my discarded CD-Writer that gained consciousness. Machines are taking over. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaraT Posted June 7, 2014 #387 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Outsider F-Xiles often drinks tea through his eye. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 7, 2014 Author #388 Share Posted June 7, 2014 SaraT used a picture of her cousin for her avatar. This is actually SaraT right here 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted June 7, 2014 #389 Share Posted June 7, 2014 That is Oversword's store right there... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cenobite Posted June 7, 2014 #390 Share Posted June 7, 2014 outsider ate all my biscuits 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted June 7, 2014 #391 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Cenobite has had multiple cosmetic surgeries to look more like his idol in life............................ Elmer Fudd....... he can totally nail the voice too.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cenobite Posted June 7, 2014 #392 Share Posted June 7, 2014 outsider was voted worst drag queen 1957, 1958 and 1960 in buttcrack falls idaho 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted June 7, 2014 #393 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Cenobite was extremely jealous of my beauty, so he rigged the competition.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 7, 2014 Author #394 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Don't ask how OFX got those stretch marks after you've eaten. It aint a pretty story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted June 8, 2014 #395 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Oversword is known as the roach king, he can telepathically communicate with all cockroaches.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 8, 2014 Author #396 Share Posted June 8, 2014 every time a clown cries OFX dies a little inside. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted June 8, 2014 #397 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Oversword sleeps in a pikachu suit and a pokeball bed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 8, 2014 Author #398 Share Posted June 8, 2014 OFX is wearing Chuck Norris underoos. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 9, 2014 #399 Share Posted June 9, 2014 I do luvs ya Ovary…... I do, I do, Honest…….ish. …..Sorta, kinda, almost, probably, maybe…ish….. Honest ….. It's the way you comb…..Your nasal hair. It gets me every time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 9, 2014 Author #400 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Oh Porn Star, I love you too darling. I'll be over in 5 minutes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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