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Make up a lie about the poster above you (Part 2)


OverSword

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Mantis914 is a space brother descendant, probably the worst one.

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o f-xiles ate all my cheese

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Cenobite brought this handbook called "1000 jokes to make up about the poster above you", and he's running out of jokes already, so the bland lies these days.... I need to school him about telling lies....

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There was a knock on my door at 2:43 this morning. It was OFX, again. He wanted to crash out on my couch, again. He was drunk, again. When he was passed out I took his credit card and bought him a whole bunch of lingerie and hot man on man action dvd's on ebay. He's going to be surprised when he signs for that delivery.

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Oversword pole dances for cash advances at weekends but weekdays he is a cognitive behaviour therapist for underpaid sex workers in Soho.

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I really don't know what to do. I am at my wits end here. I just have to go public with this:

Amaterasu , didn't wash her sheets last night!

Edited to keep up with the thread.

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Asadora picked her nose and wiped the bogie on her friend ...the friend saw the snot and passed it off as breakfast stains *smart friend*

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amaterasu founded the Liverpool branch of the OverSword. She always was the one to click where she had specifically been instructed no to.

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amaterasu founded the Liverpool branch of the OverSword fanclub. She always was the one to click where she had specifically been instructed not to.

Had to retype that

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OverSword gets a kick out of retyping things.

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Astra00 is my discarded CD-Writer that gained consciousness. Machines are taking over.

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Outsider F-Xiles often drinks tea through his eye.

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SaraT used a picture of her cousin for her avatar. This is actually SaraT right here

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outsider ate all my biscuits

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Cenobite has had multiple cosmetic surgeries to look more like his idol in life............................ Elmer Fudd....... he can totally nail the voice too..

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outsider was voted worst drag queen 1957, 1958 and 1960 in buttcrack falls idaho

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Cenobite was extremely jealous of my beauty, so he rigged the competition....

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Don't ask how OFX got those stretch marks after you've eaten. It aint a pretty story.

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Oversword is known as the roach king, he can telepathically communicate with all cockroaches....

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every time a clown cries OFX dies a little inside.

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I do luvs ya Ovary…... I do, I do, Honest…….ish. :wub: …..Sorta, kinda, almost, probably, maybe…ish….. Honest :unsure: ….. It's the way you comb…..Your nasal hair. It gets me every time. :lol:

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Oh Porn Star, I love you too darling. I'll be over in 5 minutes.

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