AbyssWalker Posted June 9, 2014 #401 Share Posted June 9, 2014 6000 posts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 9, 2014 Author #402 Share Posted June 9, 2014 OFX is avoiding the death penalty by hinting to the police that he can lead them to yet more victims. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted June 10, 2014 #403 Share Posted June 10, 2014 OS tried to bribe a cop with 2 donuts once.... only to realize that it only happens in movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 10, 2014 #404 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Outie…. Knows it takes six, minimum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaraT Posted June 10, 2014 #405 Share Posted June 10, 2014 (edited) Blue Star once mistook wasabi mustard for her haemorrhoid cream. Edited June 10, 2014 by SaraT 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 10, 2014 #406 Share Posted June 10, 2014 SaraT likes snorting wasabi but watch out! If you have any on your butt by mistake….SaraT will be chasing you around to snort your…Ars……Anyway…. you get the picture. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amaterasu Posted June 10, 2014 #407 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Blue Star collects UMers' toenail clippings and keeps them in a little leather pouch under her pillow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 10, 2014 Author #408 Share Posted June 10, 2014 amaterasu can't wait to go home and smell her feet to see how well her new odor eaters are working. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amaterasu Posted June 10, 2014 #409 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Over Sword wants to buy Amaterasu's freshly worn odor eaters which are newly listed on eBay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 11, 2014 Author #410 Share Posted June 11, 2014 amaterasu got famous as a page 3 girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted June 11, 2014 #411 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Oversword made his name juggling swords, he quit the sword juggling racket when they found all his swords were prop swords..... It caused the 'great sword juggling industry crash of 68' if you remember.... and thus sword juggling has never been as lucrative again...... Oversword can be seen shouting at kids to throw away their Xboxes and pkaystations and watch sword juggling shows for entertainment. but since he has no internet and doesn't watch news, he still thinks it's 1976 now.... and that the atari 2600 is quote "Cutting edge wizardry". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 11, 2014 Author #412 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Dude, I had an atari 1200, and that was 1980. OFX has a big jacket with many hidden pockets. Within these pockets he keeps hundreds of copies of his OUTSIDER F-XILES manifesto. He rides the busses, walks through parks, loiters in shopping malls, and in the confessionals of his local house of worship, leaving copies of his manifesto everywhere. He lives in a different town than I do so I don't know exactly what's on those grim pages but of one thing we can be certain. They are no doubt the the mad ravings of a megalomaniac in love with the sound of his own words. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cenobite Posted June 11, 2014 #413 Share Posted June 11, 2014 oversword stole my shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 11, 2014 #414 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Cenobite stole my slippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cenobite Posted June 11, 2014 #415 Share Posted June 11, 2014 blue star gave me rohypnol, when i came to i was dressed as a policeman and was directing traffic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 11, 2014 #416 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Cenobite knows too much about Rohypnol for my liking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cenobite Posted June 11, 2014 #417 Share Posted June 11, 2014 bluestar taught me everything i know 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 12, 2014 Author #418 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Cenobite steals from the homeless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted June 12, 2014 #419 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Oversword's 'home' is a discarded crustacean shell he found in the bottom of the ocean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cenobite Posted June 12, 2014 #420 Share Posted June 12, 2014 OF-X is that crustacean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 13, 2014 Author #421 Share Posted June 13, 2014 cenobite duct taped the remote to his hand so his wife can't change the channel when he's sleeping in front of the TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 13, 2014 #422 Share Posted June 13, 2014 OvarySlippers, is Cenobite wife, so he'd know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 13, 2014 Author #423 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Blue Star dreams of winning the lottery and donating the whole thing to Green Peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astra. Posted June 13, 2014 #424 Share Posted June 13, 2014 OverSword believes ET took him for a speedy ride over a field of daffodils. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 13, 2014 #425 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Astra00's Tat' is a kids peel on, peel off Tattoo… She keeps it on her bedpost over night…Along side her gum. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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