+OverSword Posted June 13, 2014 Author #426 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Blue Cheese is making a bigfoot suit in order to hoax some tourists. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 13, 2014 #427 Share Posted June 13, 2014 OverTheHill, gave me his pattern to work from. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 13, 2014 Author #428 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Porn Star wants me to mail her some of my body hair to use for the suit for added realism. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 13, 2014 #429 Share Posted June 13, 2014 OverPaid… Has enough body hair for two more suits. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 13, 2014 Author #430 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Picture of me and Bluey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 13, 2014 #431 Share Posted June 13, 2014 OVenBakedReadyMeal……Likes to nit pic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 13, 2014 Author #432 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Blue Star is having plastic surgery to look like her favorite anime character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 13, 2014 #433 Share Posted June 13, 2014 How can that be, OverSlick…. When my favourite anime characters were modelled after me? Ove…has all the images of my anime characters around the headrest of his bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 14, 2014 Author #434 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Blue Star really needs to work on her sense of humor. Nothing funny or cute about her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 16, 2014 #435 Share Posted June 16, 2014 OverBite…Incessantly records every comment i make, then tries to recreate it by posing as a stand up comic in his local Pub………He's a real hit with the Ladies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 17, 2014 Author #436 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Poo Star has been trying to lure me to England enticing my with her hand in marriage. She says I can marry her hand but the rest of her body is still single. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted June 17, 2014 #437 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I was asked by Oversword to be the best man and carry the rings however, I got so nervous I tripped over my six legs and well, the rest is history... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaTzQNddwT8 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amaterasu Posted June 17, 2014 #438 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Mantis has a singing voice just like Karen Carpenter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 17, 2014 #439 Share Posted June 17, 2014 amaterasu, is really…….'A-Mat-Are-Us', the local discounted rug store. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 18, 2014 Author #440 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Speaking of rugs, Blue Star lets the men in her life walk all over her. To save money on clothes she simply cuts up sections of her carpet and turns them into jumpers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted June 18, 2014 #441 Share Posted June 18, 2014 OverSword has come up with a new business venture that's sure to "take off". Apparently, he had gotten a hold of a warehouse full of flying carpets and turned them into wearing apparel so all the person has to do is slip into them and fly away. Unfortunately, the first customer was so irresponsible, they made a new drive thru opening for a popular cafe in the downtown area which permanently shut down the whole wearable flying carpet idea... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 19, 2014 Author #442 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Mantis is running for Mayor of Wall Mart. He stands on top of an empty case of whiskey in the parking lot drunkenly slurring his qualifications and soliciting the many fine byatches votes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted June 19, 2014 #443 Share Posted June 19, 2014 (edited) As my first act as Mayor, I will put Oversword's flying carpet apparel As Seen On TV on sale for $4.99 in the hardware section then also, I will announce that this Wall Mart will only broadcast The Carpenters 24-7, nonstop... Meanwhile, Oversword will be my lieutenant in charge of security making sure that nobody is peeling off the sales labels and slapping them on expensive merchandise. You've got your work cut out for you... Edited June 19, 2014 by Mantis914 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 20, 2014 Author #444 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Mantis (drunk again) stole his mothers car and took it for a wild ride. That's bad enough but worse he's 47 years old. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DingoLingo Posted June 20, 2014 #445 Share Posted June 20, 2014 according to current conspiracy theories.. OverSword is really the Grand Master of the Illuminati.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 20, 2014 Author #446 Share Posted June 20, 2014 DingoLingo has a bad credit rating so he used his dog's name to apply for a new credit card. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousRey Posted June 20, 2014 #447 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Oversword actually gives a damn! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritWriter Posted June 21, 2014 #448 Share Posted June 21, 2014 (edited) CuriousRey types with the tip of his tail. Edited June 21, 2014 by SpiritWriter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted June 21, 2014 #449 Share Posted June 21, 2014 And SpritWriter….with her nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 21, 2014 Author #450 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Blue Star discovered her cat's secret. It never loved her it was just using her for food and warmth and has another family a few blocks away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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