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Make up a lie about the poster above you (Part 2)


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There may have some truth to that.

OFX Rides around side saddle on a burro playing flamenco music on a ukulele.

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OverSword wishes OFX would play with him in the way he does with his ukulele.

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Katy's last name was Raspberry until she married Keith Strawberry.

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Acute once forgot to wear clothes to school, so had to improvise an outfit out of 2 Doritos packets, some dental floss and half a dozen tea bags.

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Katy Strawberry is so ugly that when she went to a beautician it took twelve hours just to get a quote.

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Oversword named himself as such to highlight the end of his unrequited love for a certain sword in his life. However, no matter how many times he log in on UM and see his name, he realizes... he'd never be over Sword.

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OS was that beautician and he still shudders when he thinks of such lack of fabulousness.

edit: parlorprofile is doing this to me on purpose.

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Helen of Annoy is a famous movie star in an exotic far away land called Croatia.

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Oversword is the accompanying male lead for that one.

edit (not really): *pallorprofile isn't doing this on purpose. :innocent:

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Yes, she is. She's part of conspiracy against me, they call themselves ninja-posters and their goal is to make me look slower than I am. And God is my witness, I am slow. Without any help, thankyouverymuch.

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No, she isn't. HoA simply couldn't outrun a snail - a fact she realizes when she was only 10. Then she realizes she couldn't even catch up to an ant at the age of 15.

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Yes, but then I bought a car. Being slow, it took me two days to realize why the numbers on pallorprofile's forehead look so familiar. These were my licence plate numbers.

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Helen of Annoy doesn't worry about anyone attacking her. If they do, she sprays black ink from her hatopus and flies away. Why, just yesterday, she was asked to play a part in the new Star Wars movie however she got turned down because the hatopus apparently has a mind of its own and kept making funny faces and turning colors so the director became very Annoyed and had them both escorted out... Helen and Hatopus...

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Yeah, yeah, but Hatopus did it, I was only... collateral.

Mantis used to be a skydiver. Until that accident with parachute opening too late. Now he's a man with very short legs.

Edited by Helen of Annoy
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Helen thought it was real funny that when I walked, I moved like an accordion but back to Hatopus, yeah, sure Helen, blame poor little Hatopus. I saw Hatopus working at Burger King and in fact was the inspiration for their new ad campaign for the Subservient Chicken after they saw how you had total control of Hatopus...

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Helen of Annoy's face launched a thousand ships. They were filled with pitchfork- and torch-wielding peasant mobs coming to avenge her use of their land as hatopus breeding grounds.

And, too slow. Mantis914 can breathe underwater, but only at depths of less than two feet.

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Theotherguy once started a quest to dig to the Earths core, but after digging 3 feet the spade snapped and he gave up and went to the pub instead.

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KatyStrawberry knew that the shovel she sold me was defective.

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I must say that our peasants don't wield torches. Because we haven't discovered fire yet. Kidding. It's not a party until the fire brigade drops by.

Anyway, Katy was looking at the other guy the other day and realized it was theotherguy's long lost twin. One of them is the evil twin, of course, and it's hard to tell which one. It must be the ginger one... but Katy is the only female ever that is colourblind. And the twins are identical, but that's not the point.

edit: no, theotherguy wouldn't ever finish before I do *shakes tentacle*

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With Katy being colorblind, that makes it hard for Hatopus to ever convey most colors to her making both of them very frustrated so whenever she sees her coming, she sprays the black ink and makes a hasty exit: Stage Left...

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Mantis can read your future from the shape of your car.

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Heavens to murgatroyd, Helen went on a diet the other day, it's a high protein diet in which she can eat only newborns.

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We're still looking for the chair OverSword was sitting in.

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oh ive waited so long for this.....

Helen has since 1978 been employed by the Fast Action Robotic Translator Co, 'FART' for short.

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I had to fire cenobite. He can only produce wet farts.

You had one job, cenobite, one job only. To fart. To fart, just fart. And you couldn't do it right. What can you do right? Can you walk upright? That was rhetorical question, of course, we all know you buy two pairs of shoes instead of one pair of shoes and one pair of gloves.

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