Helen of Annoy Posted June 28, 2014 #476 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Pearls' pearls came from mountain oysters. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amaterasu Posted June 28, 2014 #477 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Helen stole Pearl's mountain oyster pearls and wears them around her neck to clutch in the event of horrifying news ....and she has perfected a dramatic swoon in accordance with pearl clutching. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearls Posted June 28, 2014 #478 Share Posted June 28, 2014 POLTERGEIST Holds vital information regarding a jewelry theft at Pearl's home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 29, 2014 Author #479 Share Posted June 29, 2014 (edited) OverSword secretly longs to be an illusion You're supposed to lie.Pearls is actually a Seahawks fan and wears a 12th man t-shirt under his Cowboys jersey. Edited June 29, 2014 by OverSword Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritWriter Posted June 29, 2014 #480 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Amataerasu got arrested since the last we spoke. Lookin rough there girl... oh oops.... Oversword got himself about 12 girlfriends since I've seen him last... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearls Posted June 29, 2014 #481 Share Posted June 29, 2014 You're supposed to lie. Pearls is actually a Seahawks fan and wears a 12th man t-shirt under his Cowboys jersey. Her jersey. I would rather eat the entrails of a rabid skunk than wear any other teams jersey.COWBOYS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 29, 2014 Author #482 Share Posted June 29, 2014 (edited) Her jersey. I would rather eat the entrails of a rabid skunk than wear any other teams jersey. COWBOYS!!! I stand corrected Pearls. Her jersey.[media=] [/media]SEAHAWKS! sorry but you know how the 12th man is Edited June 29, 2014 by OverSword Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearls Posted June 29, 2014 #483 Share Posted June 29, 2014 I will take leave of this Topic now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 30, 2014 Author #484 Share Posted June 30, 2014 (edited) Pearls is not sensitive at all when it comes to the Dallas Cowboys. I heard that after Romo dropped that ball in the above video that he didn't stay home from work the next day and lay in bed staring at the ceiling all day. Edited June 30, 2014 by OverSword 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted June 30, 2014 #485 Share Posted June 30, 2014 While Oversword is no fan of the Cowboys, he's a huge fan of Isaac Hayes and spends most of the time each day singing the words to the Theme of Shaft with a team of mice that follow him and sing the "Shaft!" and "Shut your mouth!" parts. I even heard he once applied as a stunt double for him on Rockford Files and South Park... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted July 2, 2014 Author #486 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Mantis loves the smell of napalm in the morning. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted July 3, 2014 #487 Share Posted July 3, 2014 OS loves the smell of his palm in the morning ................. ............... okay, I'm going to leave it right there! (See, this is why I hardly ever venture into this thread. I never get it quite right.) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted July 6, 2014 Author #488 Share Posted July 6, 2014 LOL! ouija ouija loves the feel of my palm smacking her naughty butt for telling the truth in the lying thread! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted July 6, 2014 #489 Share Posted July 6, 2014 LOL! ouija ouija loves the feel of my palm smacking her naughty butt for telling the truth in the lying thread! I'll be glad to be the best man at your wedding just make sure there are no ponds or pools close by that I may knock y'all into while getting the ring out in a drunken stupor... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted July 7, 2014 Author #490 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Mantis is concerned about that because he does drink quite a bit. If he wasn't so damned entertaining I would ban him from attending mine and ouija's wedding but the truth is me and my little English muffin can't wait to hear him toast my little virgin bride and I. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cenobite Posted July 7, 2014 #491 Share Posted July 7, 2014 oversword had biscuits for tea - 2 nights in a row 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted July 7, 2014 #492 Share Posted July 7, 2014 cenobite has biscuits for tea all the time. He makes them himself. http://www.thekitchn.com/cookies-for-canines-homemade-d-135078 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted July 7, 2014 #493 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Helen of Annoy owns a biscuit making company based in Hokkaido, Japan. She has a team of mini-hatopi which she saved from the local fishermen that work 12 hour days producing millions upon millions of biscuits with their 8 arms. When the winter comes though, they take Helen for a ride in a 8 octopi open sleigh with the lead one having a glowing purple nose... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted July 7, 2014 #494 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Mantis lost a bed once. No, not a bet, a bed. He taped it to the roof of his car, said "Oh, it will hold." and drove away. About half way there he felt the car is running better, almost like it suddenly lost some weight, but saw no reason to think about it too much. If you think too much, you get a headache. So when he arrived and there was no bed on top of his car, he knew there's no use in thinking about that phenomenon too much. To this very day, he claims his bed was stolen mid-drive. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted July 7, 2014 #495 Share Posted July 7, 2014 ^ ^ it's kinda mean of Helen to attribute this foolishness to Mantis when it actualy happened to HER! How do I know this? I was in the car behind. (And MY bed didn't fall off because I used stronger tape ) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted July 7, 2014 #496 Share Posted July 7, 2014 ^ ^ it's kinda mean of Helen to attribute this foolishness to Mantis when it actualy happened to HER! How do I know this? I was in the car behind. (And MY bed didn't fall off because I used stronger tape ) Ouija saw the whole thing happen. It was the underwear gnomes from Southpark that undid the masking tape I used in place of duct tape and sure enough, there went my $1400 mattress. Seems like I remember it had climate control, massage capabilities, and made mixed drinks upon command. Just recently, I heard someone talking about the luck they just had finding a mattress in the middle of the road that could do all of that... hmmm... now who was that... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted July 8, 2014 Author #497 Share Posted July 8, 2014 (edited) The "made mixed drinks upon command" is of course the thing that Mantis regrets most about losing that mattress. I've heard him slur many a'time "I'd rather drink than sleep". Edited July 8, 2014 by OverSword 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted July 8, 2014 #498 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Whereas OS's motto is:"I'd rather sleep than do anything" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keel M. Posted July 8, 2014 #499 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Ouija runs around her neighbourhood at night pretending to be the Sock Ninja and steals one sock from everyone's washing line. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted July 8, 2014 #500 Share Posted July 8, 2014 There's no 'pretending' about it! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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