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Make up a lie about the poster above you (Part 2)


OverSword

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Helen eats babies.

The word is "babes"! :yes:

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:lol:

Sorry for bursting your bubble, but that wasn't me, it didn't really happen to you and it doesn't ever happen anywhere except in these movies.

When toyomotor was still inside a Toyota Corolla he was involved in an accident. Toyota reared BMW, totalled itself and toyomotor was one of rare parts salvaged from the wreck. While BMW prompted its driver: "New hardware found. Install?" and calmly drove off after the driver, naturally, picked "No."

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It wasn't an accident. It was a carefully laid trap sprung by Helen of Annoy, with the express intention of attracting my attention.

She's been purving on me for weeks, I've seen her staring at me. She's become a real stalker.

As I lay here in my hospital bed, my thoughts of Helen make my oil pressure rise dangerously.

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toyo knows I only want him for his spare parts, but he doesn't care. He already lost all the gas from his tank like this once and had to have his exhaustion pipe repaired, but if he says it was worth it, then it was worth it.

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Waitaminute, I saw Helen driving a 1988 Yugo the other day and a 1989 Lotus Esprit the next. I'm wondering where Toyomotor fits in...?

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Waitaminute, I saw Helen driving a 1988 Yugo the other day and a 1989 Lotus Esprit the next. I'm wondering where Toyomotor fits in...?

My first car was, in fact, 1985 Yugo :D It was worse than you think :lol:

Mantis stole my last Rolo :no:

Liar. It wasn't your Rolo, you stole it yourself. And it wasn't your last, you stole 7 at once.

Now, if DefenceMinisterMishkin hides 5 out of 7 stolen Rolos, how many of them you'll find in his pockets and how many in his body orifices?

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Misses H of A really enjoys this exploratory game…. That one isn't a rolo though Misses H….

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Well, what do I know what that thing that apparently isn't a Rolo is supposed to look like?

Blue Star drew me a picture, so I don't get confused again, but it didn't help, so she's working on clay sculpture of said thing that isn't a Rolo.

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I asked Helen how happy she was to see me and she pulled a banana out of her pocket and said "Here Swordsman I save you the big one".

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When OverSword was arrested for parading on the beach with banana, the big one, in his shorts, he said he suffers from low potassium and doesn't go anywhere without his first aid banana. It could even work, if he wasn't asked to eat the incriminating banana to prove it's his medicine.

"What? It was in my shorts, how can you ask me to eat it?" was not the answer you was supposed to give. You should have said you already had one a minute ago and are afraid you might overdose if you eat that one too. Amateur.

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Helen can't remember the last time she was intimate with her husband. It was last night but she drinks a lot and can't remember. She'll have to take his word that she enjoyed it.

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I said "you was" instead of "you were" up there. I feel like lolcat now. Old, Sphynx type of lolcat. That reminds me, you don't know if you truly love cats until you see a Sphynx. And that reminds me that you don't know if you truly love OverSword until you see him naked, without his hernia support belt.

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Helen loves me so much that she took my hernia support belt and uses it for an anklet. She's so overweight that it was the only part of her body it will fit around.

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OS wishes he was a hernia support belt .................

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ouija ouija likes to carry flowers around in her blue dress pocket for months at a time :innocent:

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A bit hard to do when she walks around the house naked all of the time.

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toyomotor just blew his cover.

He waits patiently for ouija to come back home, perfectly still against the wall and painted to resemble said wall to the last detail. As she unlocks the door he quickly moves and sneaks into her house, following her perfectly aligned just an inch away from back. He's so good at this you could call him ninja if he wasn't already called a perv, by people in whose houses he was sneaking before they caught him.

Once inside the house, toyomotor stands among the coats hanging near the front door in winter or puts standing lamp shade on his head in summer. ouija sometimes does have an impression there's something different about her standing lamp, or there are more coats than there should be, but there's always something else more urgent so she never took a closer look.

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toyomotor loves nothing more than to be seen in parades. Here is a photo now.new-york-city-gay-pride-parade-2013.jpg

toyomotor got two lies told about him because he failed to tell a lie about astra00 in his post.

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OverSword is not wearing bra in that photo. No, no, he's in the audience. The days when he received positive feedback from walking down the street in his underwear are long gone.

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The days when he received positive feedback from walking down the street in his underwear are long gone.

If only that were a lie........*sighs*

Helen's days of getting feedback for showing a lot of flesh are still here. If you don't believe me just go to the people of wall mart website and do a search for "Helen of Annoy" and also search "Just say no to crack"

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OverSword is not wearing bra in that photo. No, no, he's in the audience.

This is actually TRUE! He is towards the left in a red sleeveless top and white shorts. I am next but one to the right of him(dark glasses and denim shorts).

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If only that were a lie........*sighs*

Helen's days of getting feedback for showing a lot of flesh are still here. If you don't believe me just go to the people of wall mart website and do a search for "Helen of Annoy" and also search "Just say no to crack"

You will notice that OS doesn't DENY that he STILL walks down the street in his underwear! :w00t:

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The truth is that I get my underwear off of ouija's clothes line at night. Then in the morning after wearing them I hang them back up.

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