Helen of Annoy Posted July 23, 2014 #576 Share Posted July 23, 2014 No one noticed I wrote "because turned he it around " instead of "because he turned it around". Nope, no one. Mantis almost got a role in Rocky, but they were afraid he'll overshadow the leading actors. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted July 24, 2014 #577 Share Posted July 24, 2014 (edited) So many innuendos being made around here I'm not sure if I may have stumbled into the XXX cinema again by drunken accident instead of Rocky Part III this time... This is the last time I ask Oversword for directions when he's laughing after trying to keep a straight face unsuccessfully... An innuendo is the procedure whereby a tube attached to a special camera is inserted into your anus and colon. A Gastroscopy is when they do the same by putting it down your throat. I have grave fears that they may use the same camera attachments. I hear that Helen simply loves her weekly innuendo. Edited July 24, 2014 by toyomotor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted July 24, 2014 #578 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Nope, I'm not discussing **** again. No matter what it started from, I somehow end up in ****. Nope. Not this time. *draws the line, using toilet paper* toyomotor hurt his arm once but doctors weren't sure if the bone was broken, so he hit it against the wall and said: It's broken now. Then he passed out. Woke up on his sick leave, so you could say it was worth it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted July 26, 2014 Author #579 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Helen of Annoy knows this because at the time she was disguised as a nurse and used toyomotor's emergency room visit as a distraction while stealing drugs from the hospital pharmacy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted July 26, 2014 #580 Share Posted July 26, 2014 That's what people believed, she was actually there to see Toyo-in private!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted July 26, 2014 Author #581 Share Posted July 26, 2014 You're supposed to make up a lie about me not her. toymotor stands at the bottom of escalators with his camera waiting for teenage girls with short skirts to go up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted July 26, 2014 #582 Share Posted July 26, 2014 You're supposed to make up a lie about me not her. toymotor stands at the bottom of escalators with his camera waiting for teenage girls with short skirts to go up. While OverSword prefers cougars. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted July 26, 2014 Author #583 Share Posted July 26, 2014 toyomotor owns a trained kangaroo which brings him cold fosters from the pub. The problem is that like most Aussies, he friggin hates bloody fosters! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted July 26, 2014 #584 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Oversword told this tale at an AA Meeting. The other attendees thought it cruel for the Kangaroo, but it wasn't Fosters, it was VB (Victoria Bitter). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted July 26, 2014 #585 Share Posted July 26, 2014 toyomotor is not that tall, so he doesn't attend AA meetings, he goes to AAA meetings. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritWriter Posted July 26, 2014 #586 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Helen killed me but I came back to life. hee hee hee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted July 26, 2014 #587 Share Posted July 26, 2014 SpiritWriter wasn't that dead, she was only sleeping. Like an angel. You could tell by her snoring, the neighbours came to ask politely if we could turn the chainsaw off at least from midnight to 6 AM, so they can grab some sleep. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenceMinisterMishkin Posted July 26, 2014 #588 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Helen had an affair with Bear Grylls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imrunningthismonkeyfarm Posted July 26, 2014 #589 Share Posted July 26, 2014 And Miskin dosent work for the Ministry of Defence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted July 26, 2014 #590 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Not since ROM fired him for stealing ballpoint pens he wanted to steal himself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imrunningthismonkeyfarm Posted July 26, 2014 #591 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Helen you know you kept dog for me.. & you drove the get away slug.. which is why we got caught! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted July 26, 2014 #592 Share Posted July 26, 2014 No, we got caught because you don't know when to stop. He actually got back inside to take the only remaining pen, then the sack burst and pens were falling out and ROM was frantically collecting them so we never got to the get away part, it was more like staying there part. Steal your own pens next time, I'm switching back to pencils. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted July 27, 2014 #593 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Why would Helen steal pens OR pencils-she can't write. Someone else writes her posts for her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted July 27, 2014 #594 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Someone? It's the Hatopus, everyone knows that. toyomotor is acting like he never met the Hatopus before, probably because he hopes it forgot he owes it money. They were both drunk but not that drunk they couldn't remember the exact sum. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted July 28, 2014 #595 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Hatopus is a figment of Helens imagination. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted July 28, 2014 #596 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Hatopus is a figment of Helens imagination. Hatopus is quite real... Toyomotor must've looked into Hatopus' mesmerizing eyes that she once used back when she live at 50 Berkeley St. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted July 28, 2014 #597 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Mantis and Helen are more than just close friends. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted July 28, 2014 #598 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Toyomotor has been trying to expose the relationship between mantis and Helen for 32 years now, He has a small room in his house with 3,400 photos of them. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crabby Kitten Posted July 28, 2014 #599 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Crow T Sharkbot loves Batman cartoons. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted July 28, 2014 #600 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Rose-Red Howler got her name from an urban legend made about her. See, you have to wait for a full moon and stare into a mirror for about five minutes. After that, she appears in a rose-red dress in the opposite side of the mirror and howls in your face. If you dare to still stick around, she'll poke you in the eyes stooges style then disappear... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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