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Make up a lie about the poster above you (Part 2)


OverSword

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Crow T Sharkbot loves Batman cartoons.

That's not..... a lie....

Mantis has been spreading this urban legend about some red owl thing, he wears a red dress and pokes people in the eye, I hear. He is the only one who perpetrates this story, he's like "Hey did you hear that story about rose red on the news?", all his friends are like "No!", Mantis is like "Oh my god, I'm so scared".

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Yeah, yeah, you can laugh now, but when someone said "Police!" only once you screamed "It's not my bag!" three times, even before any police materialized.

In your defence, all crows and magpies are kleptomaniacs.

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Helen of Annoy was an amateur soccer player in the 16th division of Falkirk premier league.

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Crow is just sore because Hatopus picked Argentina to win the World Cup and he bet the notes to his house and car on that and, well... the rest is history... I passed him the other day and heard him grumbling something about calamari...

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Mantis-Man is the only super hero in the world with absolutely no super powers (Except for 'Mantis Creepy Stare') which just annoys people very, very mildly.

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Don't cry for meee Aaargentinaaaaaaaa.... ahem.

Crow had an affaire with a magpie but they were too much alike to last. The breakup was noisy, but he still keeps her feather in a box in the bottom drawer, among his underwear for special occassions.

There's no drawer for everyday underwear, because Crow prefers to wear it until it falls apart. Showers with it too, he says it saves time, energy and space.

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Helen doesn't tell lies!

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toyo tells some lies, but doesn't lie through his teeth. Because they're at dentist's for the repair. They took a look at broken toyo's dentures and asked what the hell happened to them. toyo said: "Grill."

"No, no, you can't break dentures like that by eating grilled food..."

"Car grill."

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Helen said that if I was a rich man, all day long we'd deedle deedle dum, if I was a wealthy man :)

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toyomotor is that guy in the locker room that will stand 3 feet in front of you while naked when you're sitting on the bench putting your shoes on. *shivers*

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In other words, toyomotor was standing in OverSword's favourite spot in front of the bench today.

When toyo finally moved, OverSword promptly put "caution - wet floor" sign in his spot to save it for tomorrow. Like leaving your towel on the beach overnight, so your spot is waiting for you. Not nice, not fair, but useful.

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Helen leaves things on the beach too. She leaves them at night when there are no witnesses, knowing that the tide will take the evidence far out to sea where it is unlikely to ever be found. If it is found it's been mostly eaten by fish and crabs and no modern forensic techniques will ever be able to trace it back to her.

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Over Sword is jealous of toyo. OS is no swordsman.

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Toyomotor talks big, unfortunately his sword is a half folded pocket knife without a locking mechanism :ph34r:

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OverSword enjoys pressing wild flowers (and chopping down trees)

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In case there's still someone who didn't know, DefenceMinisterMishkin's pet name is Wild Flower.

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And that up there is Rey's actual e-mail adress.

If you pass it on to at least 10,000 other spammers, Nigeran princess will send you free laptop you can collect nine days after you win lottery jackpot. If you don't do that and break this chain, you'll break your legs, your fiancee will leave you and you'll spend nine years posting on UM.

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And that up there is Rey's actual e-mail adress.

If you pass it on to at least 10,000 other spammers, Nigeran princess will send you free laptop you can collect nine days after you win lottery jackpot. If you don't do that and break this chain, you'll break your legs, your fiancee will leave you and you'll spend nine years posting on UM.

Hillarium Helen! :su On a side note me and my fiancee just split up so that gave me a real good laugh.

Helen is actually the nigerian princess and she really will give you a laptop!

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You didn't! What did you do? Are you not ashamed? Go to your fiancee and apologize at once!

No, seriously, you think people willing to put up with you are found on any corner?

Men...

Rey used my royal laptop to buy himself Eastern European bride, that's what happened, that's what he did.

But it was worse than you think.

Because of interesting weather with possibility of nuclear fallout, our brides are cheaper than ever so if you buy one, you get two for the same price. And who could resist?

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I don't know about laptops, but Helen gave me a Lap Dance once. :w00t:

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you wish!

Toyomotor is a great guy

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you wish!

Toyomotor is a great guy

Well, we both agree on one thing.

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Both you agree on the laptops or lap dances? Speaking of which, Hatopus is a local sensation on the stage with all her 8 legs and pole dancing techniques, although I'm not sure who taught her all her appeal....

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Both you agree on the laptops or lap dances? Speaking of which, Hatopus is a local sensation on the stage with all her 8 legs and pole dancing techniques, although I'm not sure who taught her all her appeal....

We both agree that toyo is a great guy.

Mantis seems to have an unhealthy interest in Hatopus.

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