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Make up a lie about the poster above you (Part 2)


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Helen still doesn't know the difference between a sled and a cart.

(Santa has a sled, pulled by his reindeers, not a cart with wheels)

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Now you know, after you tried not just threatening Santa but actually slashing his tires. Not just you couldn't find any tires, but Rudolph also gave you a red nose too... bloody, actually, but blood is red, that we all know. Well, maybe not all, but exceptions are there to make the rule stick out more.

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1.) Who ate all the mushrooms Helen? maybe the reason they only grow in the dark?

2.) Is Helen's beard really made from seaweed? Is this why the tide goes out when she goes winkle picking?

& 3.) Blood is actually blue... when it's exposed to oxygen it turns red?? I think.. or have I been misled?

Anyway.. Helen's a gravy train ticket evader. :yes:

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ROM is on the run because he touched Bill Gates in a private place..

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Yes it was in Minister Mishkins mother's lounge!!!

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ROM stands with a camera at the bottom of escalators waiting for women in short skirts to go up.

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ROM stands with a camera at the bottom of escalators waiting for women in short skirts to go up.

I remember when OverSword decided to don some female garb in order to ride said escalator and to give ROM a little surprise! and to teach him that invading a woman's private areas with a camera lens without their permission in strictly forbidden.

Secretly ROM enjoyed what he saw too.. :lol:

Edited by DefenceMinisterMishkin
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Yes Mishkin correctamondo... & you was the elevator!!! :yes:

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ROM actually has phobia of elevators. Of using elevators for their basic, socially acceptable purposes, that is. So he uses helium balloons for shorter distances and excuses for the longer ones.

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He'd use the balloons for longer trips, however Helen steals the helium because she likes to give it to small children because their squeaky voices make her laugh

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Scheming B will be soon moving to Scheming C, because his ex tracked him down.

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Every one's a winner babe, that's no lie.

You always aim to satisfy.

(who sang that?)

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You're waiting for me to say Cliff Richard so you can tell me I'm stupid. Aint gonna happen. Now who's stupid?

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Certanly not.

Scheming B still thinks OS's idea of choosing answer C) for every question was ingenious. It would even work, if they both didn't write the essay part of the test in one letter only. Yup, letter "C". How did you guess that?

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Liar. I gave you a turnip in return and you gladly accepted.

Truth be told, if I knew where you'll stick that turnip, I'd never give it to you.

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Helen did not give cenobite a turnip in exchange for his banjo. She threw it at him while he was chasing her knowing that cenobite is a bit stupid and easily distracted by food. That's one way to get a banjo I suppose.

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This thread is "Make up a Lie.......".

Scheming B is a very truthful person.

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True story: I gave my favourite pair of boots a funeral :lol: They were completely fallen apart, but I couldn't throw them away. So we buried them and had karmine (traditional feast for the dead. no, you shouldn't really start singing at any point, but yes, it happens all the time).

OverSword loves funerals too. He crashes stranger's funerals so he can cry his eyes out. I know the feeling.

But he's so moving when he cries he actually already was offered to cry professionally at rich people's funerals.

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