toyomotor Posted August 10, 2014 #651 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Helen still doesn't know the difference between a sled and a cart. (Santa has a sled, pulled by his reindeers, not a cart with wheels) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted August 10, 2014 #652 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Now you know, after you tried not just threatening Santa but actually slashing his tires. Not just you couldn't find any tires, but Rudolph also gave you a red nose too... bloody, actually, but blood is red, that we all know. Well, maybe not all, but exceptions are there to make the rule stick out more. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imrunningthismonkeyfarm Posted August 10, 2014 #653 Share Posted August 10, 2014 1.) Who ate all the mushrooms Helen? maybe the reason they only grow in the dark? 2.) Is Helen's beard really made from seaweed? Is this why the tide goes out when she goes winkle picking? & 3.) Blood is actually blue... when it's exposed to oxygen it turns red?? I think.. or have I been misled? Anyway.. Helen's a gravy train ticket evader. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenceMinisterMishkin Posted August 10, 2014 #654 Share Posted August 10, 2014 ROM is on the run because he touched Bill Gates in a private place.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imrunningthismonkeyfarm Posted August 10, 2014 #655 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Yes it was in Minister Mishkins mother's lounge!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted August 10, 2014 Author #656 Share Posted August 10, 2014 (edited) ROM stands with a camera at the bottom of escalators waiting for women in short skirts to go up. Edited August 10, 2014 by OverSword 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenceMinisterMishkin Posted August 10, 2014 #657 Share Posted August 10, 2014 (edited) ROM stands with a camera at the bottom of escalators waiting for women in short skirts to go up. I remember when OverSword decided to don some female garb in order to ride said escalator and to give ROM a little surprise! and to teach him that invading a woman's private areas with a camera lens without their permission in strictly forbidden. Secretly ROM enjoyed what he saw too.. Edited August 10, 2014 by DefenceMinisterMishkin 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imrunningthismonkeyfarm Posted August 10, 2014 #658 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Yes Mishkin correctamondo... & you was the elevator!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted August 10, 2014 #659 Share Posted August 10, 2014 ROM actually has phobia of elevators. Of using elevators for their basic, socially acceptable purposes, that is. So he uses helium balloons for shorter distances and excuses for the longer ones. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skep B Posted August 10, 2014 #660 Share Posted August 10, 2014 He'd use the balloons for longer trips, however Helen steals the helium because she likes to give it to small children because their squeaky voices make her laugh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted August 10, 2014 #661 Share Posted August 10, 2014 (edited) Scheming B will be soon moving to Scheming C, because his ex tracked him down. Edited August 10, 2014 by Helen of Annoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted August 11, 2014 #662 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Every one's a winner babe, that's no lie. You always aim to satisfy. (who sang that?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted August 11, 2014 Author #663 Share Posted August 11, 2014 You're waiting for me to say Cliff Richard so you can tell me I'm stupid. Aint gonna happen. Now who's stupid? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skep B Posted August 11, 2014 #664 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Certainly not Oversword 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted August 11, 2014 #665 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Certanly not. Scheming B still thinks OS's idea of choosing answer C) for every question was ingenious. It would even work, if they both didn't write the essay part of the test in one letter only. Yup, letter "C". How did you guess that? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cenobite Posted August 11, 2014 #666 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Helen stole my banjo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted August 11, 2014 #667 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Liar. I gave you a turnip in return and you gladly accepted. Truth be told, if I knew where you'll stick that turnip, I'd never give it to you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted August 12, 2014 Author #668 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Helen did not give cenobite a turnip in exchange for his banjo. She threw it at him while he was chasing her knowing that cenobite is a bit stupid and easily distracted by food. That's one way to get a banjo I suppose. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skep B Posted August 12, 2014 #669 Share Posted August 12, 2014 As opposed to OS, who just throws turnips at people for fun. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted August 12, 2014 #670 Share Posted August 12, 2014 This thread is "Make up a Lie.......". Scheming B is a very truthful person. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted August 12, 2014 Author #671 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Toyomotor is generous with money and charitable to strangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted August 12, 2014 #672 Share Posted August 12, 2014 That's how OS got his new shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted August 12, 2014 Author #673 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Helen gets new shoes every time she attends a funeral. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted August 12, 2014 #674 Share Posted August 12, 2014 (edited) True story: I gave my favourite pair of boots a funeral They were completely fallen apart, but I couldn't throw them away. So we buried them and had karmine (traditional feast for the dead. no, you shouldn't really start singing at any point, but yes, it happens all the time). OverSword loves funerals too. He crashes stranger's funerals so he can cry his eyes out. I know the feeling. But he's so moving when he cries he actually already was offered to cry professionally at rich people's funerals. Edited August 12, 2014 by Helen of Annoy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrooklynGuy Posted August 12, 2014 #675 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Helen is addicted to playing Candy Crush 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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