Helen of Annoy Posted August 15, 2014 #701 Share Posted August 15, 2014 toyo had hair transplant. He wants to look younger with full head of hair, that's completely understandable. So they transplanted the hair to his head from the only two places where he had some hair left: inside his nose and... oh, look, a bird. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenceMinisterMishkin Posted August 15, 2014 #702 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Helen stands outside her local school playground and throws rocks at small children.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted August 15, 2014 #703 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Mishkin, you're not a small child anymore. I don't care what your mum says, but you're big boy now. And that's precisely why I'm throwing rocks at you, it's too creepy to see you attempting to squeeze yourself into the sandbox, crushing any actual children in the process. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted August 15, 2014 #704 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Helen of Annoy spent 36 years of her life trying to look like Toyo. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted August 15, 2014 #705 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Crow was thrown out of golf club after saying that all golf balls look the same to him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted August 15, 2014 #706 Share Posted August 15, 2014 It's a conspiracy I tell ya! Helen married aquaman, but since she doesn't have gills, she has to have an affair with green lantern. Aquaman doesn't know, poor aquaman. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted August 15, 2014 #707 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Crow found out what's the difference between diarrhoea and diorama the hard way. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted August 16, 2014 #708 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Helen of Annoy spent 36 years of her life trying to look like Toyo. And the other 36? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted August 16, 2014 Author #709 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Once during a conversation with toyomotor, I was gesturing with my hands and got them caught in his eye brows. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted August 16, 2014 #710 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Now you know people, next time you're trying to gouge someone's eyes out, you can say later you were gesturing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted August 16, 2014 #711 Share Posted August 16, 2014 (edited) Oversword almost lost the tip of his finger to Toyomotors legendary razor sharp eye brows. what? FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM! WHEREVER THERE IS TROUBLE GI JOE IS THERE! GI JOE! HELEN INTERRUPTS MY POSTO!!!! Edited August 16, 2014 by Crow T. Sharkbot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted August 16, 2014 #712 Share Posted August 16, 2014 No, you're not too old to play with dolls. Don't listen to them, if Aunty says it's all right, then it's all right... Crow had his first shooting practice yesterday. He's lucky he didn't lose an eye. Will you mind turning the jar the other way, your eye looks like it's staring at me? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted August 17, 2014 #713 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Helen, you really must stop stalking strange men-and Crow is strange! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted August 17, 2014 #714 Share Posted August 17, 2014 While toyo is not strange at all. Everything he does is perfectly normal in his family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted August 17, 2014 #715 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Helen has a huge crush on Jean Claude Van Damme lookalikes but not the real JVCD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted August 18, 2014 #716 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Crow has a crush on George St Pierre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted August 18, 2014 Author #717 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Toyomotor has no room in his heart for anyone but his dog. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritWriter Posted August 18, 2014 #718 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Oversword has no room in his butt for any dogs heart. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted August 18, 2014 #719 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Toyomotor has no room in his heart for anyone but his dog. (Very close to the truth-rather my dog than many people) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted August 18, 2014 #720 Share Posted August 18, 2014 toyo also keeps a parrot but if he has guests, his neighbour is parrot-sitting his parrot because the other option, taping its beak shut, would be disgustingly cruel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted August 18, 2014 Author #721 Share Posted August 18, 2014 SpiritWriter has working knowlege of just how much room I have in my butt apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted August 18, 2014 #722 Share Posted August 18, 2014 OS is ignoring me on purpose. Because I refused to hold his purse. It's was just too tacky, carry something less flamboyant next time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted August 18, 2014 #723 Share Posted August 18, 2014 While Oversword, Spiritwriter and Helen are feeling ignored, Hatopus has updated her Facebook status to Feeling Quite Content after all the attention she received at the seafood convention... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted August 18, 2014 Author #724 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Mantis finds it hard to feel quite content ever since they cancelled Firefly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theotherguy Posted August 18, 2014 #725 Share Posted August 18, 2014 I'm back! OverSword thought that Firefly was nonfiction until he tried to make his own version. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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