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Make up a lie about the poster above you (Part 2)


OverSword

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theotherguys really a ginger bread man.

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ROM deals with stressful situations by shouting Hoo-Hoo! Hoo-Hoooo! and bouncing up and down and off his head. It never fails to get him out of any type of dilemma...

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Mantis joined UM the day after he was born.

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TheOtherGuy is an Unexplained Mystery.

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While OverSword sits in a corner sucking his thumb.

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Not to be outdone by an American, toyomotor sticks his foot in his mouth while whistling the Australian National Anthem.

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And OS sits, lonely on a rocky beach, staring wistfully towards the setting sun, wishing that fate had made him an Ausie.

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toyomotor doesn't appreciate the gift of being an Aussie and annoys his friends and family by constantly speaking with an American accent and saying 'you know' after every sentence.

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Now theres a BIG fibber!

In fact OS keeps saying, "You know" after each sentence when in fact no-one really knows what he's on about-and neither does he.

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I did lie. The truth is that toyomotor is insanely jealous of Kiwis, and believes he's actually descended from Maori's.

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Now wait a minute cus, you can go too far you know.

In fact OS is also an Anglophile, and no, that doesn't mean he likes have sex with English women-I think.

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toyomotor opens packages in the grocery store, eats a few items then puts it back on the shelf before leaving without paying for anything.

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OverSword enjoys buying the products toyomotor leaves behind.

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thotherguy almost feels guilty about starting a forest fire with the cigarette butt carelessly flicked out his car window.

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OS is not an Elk, he's the Grand Imperial Moose.

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Toyomotor was considering locking his wife in a cage and selling her to science as a captured Yowie.

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SpiritWriter lives in a shoe. She has so many children she doesn't know what to do.

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(AND she doesn't deny it.)

Her excuse is that she doesn't have TV. (Or the pill apparently)

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toyomoto does the okey kokey in alcopoko okaley dokaley!!

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ROM duplicates every move made by Goku when watching Dragonball Z .

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OverSword enjoys the invigorating feeling of a really good wet willie.

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SpiritWriter would never tell a fib.

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toyomotor has TOYOMOTOR tattooed in large black block letters down the entire length of his arm

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