Mantis914 Posted May 7, 2014 #101 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Speaking of hat things... well, Hatopus has been doing some talking about your adventures lately, Ms. Helen of Annoy... The things she said made Oversword blush... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imrunningthismonkeyfarm Posted May 7, 2014 #102 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Mantis is unaware the frog used superglue & the frog is unaware that Mantis is ordering another 914 tubes of the stuff.. Cause they like each other soooooooooo much! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted May 8, 2014 #103 Share Posted May 8, 2014 R.O.M wants to stick his head between the frog and the mantis 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted May 8, 2014 Author #104 Share Posted May 8, 2014 At his annual review this year, OFX told his boss he believes there is no higher calling than brown nosing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theotherguy Posted May 8, 2014 #105 Share Posted May 8, 2014 OverSword pays people to like his posts. He doesn't need to, he simply enjoys the thrill of bribery. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted May 8, 2014 Author #106 Share Posted May 8, 2014 theotherguy gets a secret thrill that nobody is aware he is wearing a girls one piece Speedo that is 5 sizes too small under his clothes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 8, 2014 #107 Share Posted May 8, 2014 That's the secret of his soprano. OS uses much more dignified method: crocodile clips. If he connects them to the battery, he also gets lovely tremolo in his voice. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatyStrawberry Posted May 8, 2014 #108 Share Posted May 8, 2014 (edited) Helen has a secret phobia of her own left foot, it became so severe that she paid a private surgeon to reshape it to resemble a dolphins pectoral fin. This unfortunately backfired and now she can't go to Seaworld without experiencing a nervous breakdown. Edited May 8, 2014 by KatyStrawberry 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted May 8, 2014 Author #109 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Katy won't leave home in the morning unless she gets a good reading from one of our many talented and and accurate psychics here at UM. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Re di Spade Posted May 8, 2014 #110 Share Posted May 8, 2014 The Forum Divinity OverSword demands a user sacrifice at least once a week. That's why so many users disappeared. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 8, 2014 #111 Share Posted May 8, 2014 As you can see, Re di Spade will disappear part by part, so the users are disappearing at slower rate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted May 8, 2014 Author #112 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Helen is my high priestess and bathes in the blood of those sacrificed at my altar. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theotherguy Posted May 8, 2014 #113 Share Posted May 8, 2014 OverSword likes spying on the bathing-in-blood part of the program as he claims to be changing robes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted May 8, 2014 Author #114 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I was in the communal baths the other day and heard theotherguy say "You put a bag over her tentacles and she ain't half bad". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maureen_jacobs Posted May 9, 2014 #115 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Oversword still eats pop rocks and soda. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notforgotten Posted May 9, 2014 #116 Share Posted May 9, 2014 And Maureen_jacobs still eats cotton candy and drinks cool aid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patient Zero Posted May 9, 2014 #117 Share Posted May 9, 2014 notforgotten left the severed head of a horse in my bed one night. Made for a great breakfast. Thanks again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted May 9, 2014 #118 Share Posted May 9, 2014 MisterSuperGod apparently angered someone in the past after having a bottle burst over his head and a horse head left as a present. All efforts have seemed to backfire though as when he was in the hospital, he met a super hot nurse and then well, we know the story about the horse's head. What could be the next move? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patient Zero Posted May 9, 2014 #119 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Mantis once picked me out of a police lineup. i did time for that! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted May 9, 2014 Author #120 Share Posted May 9, 2014 That's because MSG really did beat that kid up and stole his Air Jordans. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patient Zero Posted May 9, 2014 #121 Share Posted May 9, 2014 OverSword then stole them from me... and they fit so well too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted May 9, 2014 #122 Share Posted May 9, 2014 ^^^^^ Guess who that kid happened to be... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patient Zero Posted May 9, 2014 #123 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Mantis keeps prank calling me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted May 9, 2014 #124 Share Posted May 9, 2014 MSG is too fast... but the dead giveaway was seeing Oversword written on the bottom of the shoes... shhhh! It's supposed to be a surprise as to who is on the other line... oh well, I'll try speaking through 2 socks over the mouthpiece next time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patient Zero Posted May 9, 2014 #125 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Mantis. If your gonna' prank call and talk dirty, fine. Just don't say the word bleeep in place of all the dirty words. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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