AbyssWalker Posted May 10, 2014 #151 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Mistersuper's dance moves... Ugggh... Please... Helen won't go for you. PLEASE STOP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 10, 2014 #152 Share Posted May 10, 2014 (edited) MSG always has all the attention when he steps on the dance floor. It's his shimmering personality, protruding banana and feet so large he buys his shoes in floating devices and vessels section. I just saw a small kayak the other day, perfect for spring season, only they have them in all colours so I'll have to order two in matching colours. edit: Outsider, can't you see I'm shopping for shoes? Would you like a pair while I'm at it? Pink platforms, as usual? Edited May 10, 2014 by Helen of Annoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patient Zero Posted May 10, 2014 #153 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Outsider... Got a dance floor banana for Helen do ya? That's cute. Outsider and Helen went out dancing one night. Neither of them have called me since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 10, 2014 #154 Share Posted May 10, 2014 I called, I swear I did. But you keep answering the banana instead of the phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patient Zero Posted May 10, 2014 #155 Share Posted May 10, 2014 *face palm* Wait... if the phone and banana are switched... i think i need to go to the hospital, i ate the phone. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 10, 2014 #156 Share Posted May 10, 2014 (edited) MSG ate the phone. Again. Last year when they were removing the phone out of his stomach, they also found two tennis balls, car key, small remote (now you know why MSG's garage door were opening seemingly on their own each time he was eating at home), a sock and something that may have been one of those long balloons for making balloon animals. edit: I ate some letters. regurgitated. put in place. wiped off for your convenience. Edited May 10, 2014 by Helen of Annoy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted May 10, 2014 #157 Share Posted May 10, 2014 (edited) MisterSuperGod only wears banana republic clothes. Helen cheated..... Edited May 10, 2014 by OUTSIDER F-XILES 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 10, 2014 #158 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Outsider cheats too, at chess no less. He keeps trying to steal oponent's pieces. So if you're playing chess with him and he says "Wow, did you see that?" while pointing his finger at nothing at all, there will be one of your pieces missing if you fall for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patient Zero Posted May 10, 2014 #159 Share Posted May 10, 2014 i knew it! He won $50 with that scam. Helen on the other hand once pulled the same ruse. She swiped my bishop and replaced it with a marble. Fool me once, shame on you. Do it eight more times and shame on me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 10, 2014 #160 Share Posted May 10, 2014 MSG swallowed the marble too. You should have it checked. The eating unedible stuff disorder, not the marble. It came out naturally, and that's the reason why your toilet bowl has a dent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patient Zero Posted May 10, 2014 #161 Share Posted May 10, 2014 But when i went to flush the marble conveniently disappeared. Helen! Wash your hands girl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 10, 2014 #162 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Banned for like I don't wear gloves when interacting with lower life forms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patient Zero Posted May 10, 2014 #163 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Ouch. i don't wanna' play with you anymore Helen. Even nonentities have feelings too. ;( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 10, 2014 #164 Share Posted May 10, 2014 There, there... it will be all right. Actually, it won't, we're all going to die horrible deaths, but it is all right in a way, karmically speaking. Here, have a hanky. It's the hormones. I told you all this plastic everywhere can't be healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patient Zero Posted May 10, 2014 #165 Share Posted May 10, 2014 *sniffle* Doesn't hurt as bad as that time you got me loaded then tattooed my forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 10, 2014 #166 Share Posted May 10, 2014 I didn't. I sold your body for it. That's why it wasn't only your forehead that hurt in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patient Zero Posted May 10, 2014 #167 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Then you spent the three dollars you made by pimping me out on nachos that gave you diarrhea. Serves ya' right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 10, 2014 #168 Share Posted May 10, 2014 I got more than three bucks, you know. Ever wondered where's your left kidney? Or you didn't notice yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patient Zero Posted May 10, 2014 #169 Share Posted May 10, 2014 *Checking... GASP!* Next time we go dancing, your gonna' need steel toed dancing shoes. Much like the ones i wore the first time we went. You said you loved my fashion sense, we giggled, we had a little moment there. Don't deny it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 10, 2014 #170 Share Posted May 10, 2014 I do love your fashion sense. I modelled my scarecrow after you. That reminds me, MSG once said: "Good morning" to a mannequin in the store. Other times he doesn't greet them, just tries to pickpocket them. Silently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patient Zero Posted May 10, 2014 #171 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Helen and i used to be Sonny and Cher. i still sing but you died in a skiing mishap. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 10, 2014 #172 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Yes, but you look like it was you who had said mishap. Go away, your formaldehyde bath is getting warm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patient Zero Posted May 10, 2014 #173 Share Posted May 10, 2014 (edited) Helen once did Dallas. You were great! i bought a copy from a homeless guy that was wearing two different shoes. He yelled about satan and aliens trying to read his thoughts so they could obtain a cookie recipe that his mother used to use when he was a kid. Obviously before he became homeless, i mean, how ya' gonna' bake cookies over a flaming oil drum? Edited May 10, 2014 by MisterSuperGod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patient Zero Posted May 10, 2014 #174 Share Posted May 10, 2014 MisterSuperGod is a great guy. Honest, fair and he never does anything illegal or immoral. He has a great job that he loves and definitely, without a doubt is not a flirtatious corn ball. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted May 11, 2014 #175 Share Posted May 11, 2014 MisterSuperGod was the perpetrator of a complex, multi-layered, 3 year ponzi-scheme.... He cheated 13 people for $11 collectively, yes $11, he wanted to go to iceland and stay there forever, but when he went to the airport, he realized $11 isn't really what $11 used to be when MSG was 6 years old. So he bought a slim jim, ate it, went home.... the few people that got cheated didn't even realize, so the ponzi scheme was deemed needless complex and.... a failure.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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