AbyssWalker Posted May 11, 2014 #176 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Outsider is so rich that he was the subject of a documentary called "real life uncle scrooge" shot in wide angle lens by Helen and narrated by MSG after inhaling helium. Outsider is also former 2 time world heavyweight champion of every sport ever conceived. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 11, 2014 #177 Share Posted May 11, 2014 You also stole my winning Lotto ticket. But since you didn't notice you're reading it upside-down, you also didn't notice you won something so there... karma flies low. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted May 11, 2014 #178 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Helen of Annoy is the master of the ancient "Dragon-Squirrel" martial art. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatyStrawberry Posted May 11, 2014 #179 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Outsider is a black belt in Origami, he can fold any size square of paper into a shape of your choice. As long as your choice of shape is a swan. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 11, 2014 #180 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Katy is still in touch with all her ex-boyfriends. Each time she takes something out of her freezer, she touches at least two of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Re di Spade Posted May 11, 2014 #181 Share Posted May 11, 2014 This idea thrilled Helen, and she has just decided to buy a bigger freezer... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 11, 2014 #182 Share Posted May 11, 2014 A freezer or a wallet are never big enough. Unless they're empty, then the bigger they are, the deeper is your depression. Anyway... Re di Spade once wrestled a bear. Then the custodian of the museum came and told him not to touch the exhibits. Actually, he told him to leave the **** the **** alone or ****, but I can't write that, this is one decent site. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Re di Spade Posted May 11, 2014 #183 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Helen knows it because she was the custodian, and that time she shouted outright all the obscene words she omitted here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 11, 2014 #184 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Re di Spade didn't swear until he broke a leg and shared a room in the hospital with 5 construction workers who fell together off the scaffolding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Re di Spade Posted May 11, 2014 #185 Share Posted May 11, 2014 (edited) That's what happened! But I also remember that then you served as a nurse in the hospital, and that you sexually harassed one of the five workers. Anyway I cannot blame you, he was so sexy! Edited May 11, 2014 by Re di Spade 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 11, 2014 #186 Share Posted May 11, 2014 (edited) Fearing he's next, Re di Spade miraculously felt so much better and run away from the hospital, at night, using sheets to escape through the third storey window. Of course, the sheet wasn't long enough and he had to either climb back either jump down into the bushes. So he jumped, because turning back brings misfortune to the whole journey. So, free from any misfortune, he landed on a couple looking for truffles in the bushes... what? That's what they told to the police. They were - naturally - quite alarmed with a man falling seemingly out of the dark night sky, right on them, thank god they were both a little on the heavy side so there were no further fractured bones, and did what any level-headed person would do: scream from the top of their lungs. That's why police came, but they also went away rather soon, because while it's against the law to climb through the windows into the buildings, there's no law that says you can't exit them that way. They all also signed the cast on Re di Spade's leg, names of the couple signed together inside a heart, of course. Edited May 11, 2014 by Helen of Annoy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patient Zero Posted May 11, 2014 #187 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Helen, well i don't tell lies about her. i know better. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theotherguy Posted May 11, 2014 #188 Share Posted May 11, 2014 MisterSuperGod is a professional pit master at a local casino. For some reason, the overhead cameras display his hair as bright blue, instead of its natural green. Maybe it's blue in UV light? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patient Zero Posted May 11, 2014 #189 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Me and theotherguy once met in a supermarket. He was buying tampons and soy milk. i gave him a look, he knows the one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theotherguy Posted May 12, 2014 #190 Share Posted May 12, 2014 MisterSuperGod's name is actually parsed as Mis Tersu Perg Od. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted May 12, 2014 #191 Share Posted May 12, 2014 theotherguy figured that out after attending an Illuminati ritual and those words, along with the secret handshake, were chanted continuously during the ancient Rites of the Golden Left Hand which had been passed down for generations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted May 12, 2014 Author #192 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Mantis thinks he looks 30 since he started using Grecian Formula. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted May 12, 2014 #193 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Shhhh, quit giving away my secrets, now MSG and theotherguy are going to buy up all the stocks of Grecian... that is until the commercials start coming out saying, "If you or a loved one has used Grecian Formula, you may be entitled to a cash settlement..." Yikes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted May 12, 2014 Author #194 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Mantis did not forget to tell a lie about me. The contempt he holds toward everything this thread stands for is well documented. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theotherguy Posted May 13, 2014 #195 Share Posted May 13, 2014 (edited) OverSword's don't click here link contains the details of his obsession with Miley Cyrus. Edited May 13, 2014 by theotherguy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted May 13, 2014 #196 Share Posted May 13, 2014 The otherguy is really 'thethatguy'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 13, 2014 #197 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Listen to Outsider, he knows, he checked the other guy's chassis and saw the numbers match. The engine number doesn't, but nobody's perfect. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted May 13, 2014 #198 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Oversword, MSG, theotherguy, Outsider and I went into the vintage car business and we ran into a cherry 1970 Ford Mustang Mach 1 for next to nothing by sheer luck in a barn. After spending a near fortune and hawking our playstations to finish it out, the car is finally ready for sale. Who else would be our first customer but Helen of Annoy. Helen kicks the tires and takes it for a spin. When she comes back, the car is totaled and looks like Godzilla stepped on it. She gets out and says, "I think there's a problem with the door, it keeps sticking..." then walks off... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 13, 2014 #199 Share Posted May 13, 2014 That's a lie! I didn't walk off, Mantis carried me, running like something's about to explode behind our backs, tossed me over the fence into the street, yelled: "Begone, Satan!" and rushed back to his precious car that wouldn't be crushed like that if it wasn't eaten by rust under all that polish. The real truth is, when I kicked the tires I missed a little and my foot fell through, Mantis had to help me pull it out of gaping hole in the rust. Still I was almost going to buy it and already decided I'll name it Red October, not as much because of the original color, but because of all the rust, and then that little accident with slowly backing-up backhoe happened and it was not my fault they let any blind-as-bat kid get a license. He must have seen me going right at him, so he should have backed up faster. Obviously. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted May 13, 2014 Author #200 Share Posted May 13, 2014 We don't really blame Helen. In America it's well known that Croatia doesn't have roads just game trails made by wolves for chasing down peasants. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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