Helen of Annoy Posted May 13, 2014 #201 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Actually, we have very modern highways, with countless viaducts, bridges, tunnels, that take you smoothly through one of the most picturesque places on Earth, where engineers made sure you get the best look at the scenery as you drive, with state of the (ecological! solar power all the way!) art signalization and, of course, tolls to make you cry. And then you get off such wonder of 21st century and abruptly find yourself in that very road you described OverSword, they’ve found your Chihuahua. Right there were you left it, in the middle of highway in California. I know it was a tragic mistake that started with you accidentally sitting on the poor creature, completely unaware it was stuck between your cheeks and fell off when you took your pants down in the middle of the highway, and I know it’s not your fault the anti-psychotics that usually prevent you from mooning the fellow drivers were fake. Who would guess drugs bought on the internet for half a price could be fake. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted May 13, 2014 Author #202 Share Posted May 13, 2014 I bought those cheap meds from someone in Croatia. She said her name was Ellen and that blacking out is normal at first. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted May 14, 2014 #203 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Oversword wants to play Pokemon, but he gets stuck a particular part in every pokemon game every time he tries one.... This is the question (Asked by Professor Oak) Oversword has no answer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theotherguy Posted May 14, 2014 #204 Share Posted May 14, 2014 OFX idolizes Professor Oak, and wants to study Pokemon. Unfortunately, they seem to be rarer than Bigfoot these days, but he's holding out hope. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Re di Spade Posted May 14, 2014 #205 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Theotherguy is a Pokemon. Gotta catch it, Outsider!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted May 14, 2014 Author #206 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Re di Spade's super power is he can touch the tip of his nose with his tongue. He's convinced this impresses women and it is one of the first thing's he shows them upon meeting. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 14, 2014 #207 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Actually, OS... never mind. OverSword cleans his ears so dilligently and regularly there's a petunia showing out his left ear. Not half as bad as cypress sapling from the last year. I replanted it in the garden and it's already up to my elbow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Re di Spade Posted May 14, 2014 #208 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Helen is one of the girls I impressed with my super power: it does work!!! OverSword, I'd rather impress men 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 14, 2014 #209 Share Posted May 14, 2014 That's an old picture of Re di Spade you can see in his avatar. Since he lost an arm, he combs only one side of his head and it does look unforgettable. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Re di Spade Posted May 14, 2014 #210 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Helen has hair all over her body 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 14, 2014 #211 Share Posted May 14, 2014 My grandpa was a werewolf, what's your excuse? Re di Spade is so hairy he's one of these people who, instead of wearing a dress of their favourite player to a match, shave his number in the fur on their back and chest. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Re di Spade Posted May 14, 2014 #212 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Helen is like the Medusa: whoever locks with her eyes gets petrified! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted May 14, 2014 Author #213 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Re di Spade thinks he looks suave ever since he waxed his face and had all of the hair tattooed on 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted May 14, 2014 #214 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Yikes! Oversword that takes the cake... But really, OS was visiting several profiles here on UM and came across that picture. Although I have an idea who it is, he won't say... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted May 14, 2014 Author #215 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Did you know that Mantis is starring in hie own cartoon next fall? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted May 15, 2014 #216 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Yes, and oversword has a role in the cartoon, he's mostly going to be comedy relief.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 15, 2014 #217 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Outsider is really an insider, that's how he knows who gets to play what role and what sinister subconscious messages will be put in that particular cartoon. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted May 15, 2014 #218 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Helen of Annoy taught me all she knows about acting, which is why my biggest role is "guy in background (Out of focus) #23" . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 15, 2014 #219 Share Posted May 15, 2014 (edited) Outsider is not too modest to mention his leading roles in *spam filter*, he just doesn't want his mother to find out about them. edit: ah, so it's called *spam filter* now? all right, babies are made the way it's seen in *spam filter* so of course it's the worst thing on the face of the Earth, not wars, thieving, treason... it's good old ******* that might ruin the world. Edited May 15, 2014 by Helen of Annoy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatyStrawberry Posted May 15, 2014 #220 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Helen likes to type dirty words in forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 15, 2014 #221 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Katy prefers to post dirty pictures. No, seriously, she just posted one from off-road event, you can't see her car from all the mud that's covering it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted May 15, 2014 Author #222 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Helen is more of a traditionalist, all of the dirty pictures of her on the internet are nudes, although nude makes it sound much more classy than it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 15, 2014 #223 Share Posted May 15, 2014 I'm too hairy to be nude just because I took my clothes off OS has the opposite problem, he even tried with chest hair toupee but it turned out he has enough of invisible chest hair to make removing it simply unbearable. Low pain threshold, what can you do... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theotherguy Posted May 15, 2014 #224 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Helen of Annoy entertains herself by separately dyeing each strand of her body hair a different color. Sometimes she tries to make pictures, but mostly it's just pretty patterns. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 15, 2014 #225 Share Posted May 15, 2014 That reminds me... theotherguy's favourite hobby is knitting. He has grown out of usual knitting techniques and materials so I'm afraid he sees only hair in me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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