$1 million award offered for Chupacabra capture

[UM-Bot]

The Miami UFO Center has learned that there have been reports of several armed searches in various parts of Chile and Argentina in order to find a humanoid creature believed to be the blood predator known as "the chupacabras.

" Due to the severity of the financial losses of farmers in light of recent animal mutilations, the search parties not only consist of law enforcement personnel, but angry civilian farmers are taking part as well.

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[Diebytheflyguy]

And if they are found, they will be hunted to extinction

[Devilwolf]

awesome, finally something I find makes it to the top story charts, but seriously I bet NASA is running out of money, that is why they have turned to the chupas.

[Boo_ Boi]

I got the Chupacabra now were is my money

NASA:Look over there!

Ok

NASA:*takes Chupacabra and runs*

[Diebytheflyguy]

You think you can outrun NASA and their rockets and such?

[Panthera leo atrox]

Now there's a million bucks they'll never have to give away!

[Boo_ Boi]

No I would never get my million bucks for the chup i got NASA would fly to the moon and do test up there and i couldnt get to the moon

[Dark Fire]

I have two words for those attempting to capture the creature.

Good Luck

[Great Big Sea]

If I saw Chupy I would run away I wouldn't bother to kill it!

[Diebytheflyguy]

You would throw away a chance to be famous, the first person to catch a chupacabra, and a million dollars!

[Devilwolf]

your supposed to blow it to pieces and while they're trying to put it back together again, steal the money

[mypaddedroom]

Good luck to them looking....

[beleaver12]

a few years back at my grand fathers farm in the morning after we woke up we had herd the chickens acting like they were scared and then the next day about 23 chickens were found dead with holes on the sides of ther necks we never reported it for fear of the govenment trying to cover it over. this was in glenrose texas .i hope i never run into the chupacabra after what happend im lucky to be alive .