Still Waters Posted June 13, 2014 #1 Share Posted June 13, 2014 This midwife probably did not expect to find a baby gecko on the birthing table when she started assisting a mother in labour. But rather than delivering a healthy newborn baby, she found herself face-to-face with a lizard. Or so she claims. http://metro.co.uk/2...really-4759613/ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted June 13, 2014 #2 Share Posted June 13, 2014 She must be Royalty! An illegitimate child abandoned by her Royal mother or father, I reckon. (happens all the time, I heard) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crabby Kitten Posted June 13, 2014 #3 Share Posted June 13, 2014 This reminds me of the early series of "V" 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR: Posted June 13, 2014 #4 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Sounds like one kinky night that was not remembered from next morning's hangover. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Lilly Posted June 13, 2014 Popular Post #5 Share Posted June 13, 2014 *Cough* BS *Cough* 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted June 13, 2014 #6 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Junior Chubb has been here.. no literally... mating with the mother 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorPurple Posted June 13, 2014 #7 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Jim Morrison was here . . . . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiloh17 Posted June 14, 2014 #8 Share Posted June 14, 2014 So this is where reptilians come from. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 14, 2014 #9 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Remember Men In Black? This is definitely one of the head lines that Agent K would have checked out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast Posted June 14, 2014 #10 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erowin Posted June 19, 2014 #11 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Either the midwife is in on it or that woman shoved the poor gecko up her cooch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac E Posted June 19, 2014 #12 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Was there a plecenta? if not, then she wasn't prego. Hoax indeed. Although lizard people would be cool. I'd have one as a slave...I mean pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted June 19, 2014 #13 Share Posted June 19, 2014 (edited) Its a hoax of course, but then you knew that, right? Dont they do ultrasound scans in Indonesia? quote: The news that an Indonesian woman gave birth to a lizard took the digital news forum by storm a few days ago but in all honesty, it is just a hoax - a well fabricated lie. It was reported that an eight-month pregnant woman - identified as 31-year-old Debi Nubatonis - delivered a gecko with the help of a midwife, in the remote village of Oenunto, Indonesia. The outlandish birth caught the imagination of readers the world over but medical experts are now calling it an elaborate hoax. In the meantime, the Indonesian research have also launched an investigation into the matter. Reports claim that local villagers in Oenunto are outraged with the birth and angry at the woman. Reports suggest the angry villagers want to publicly lynch the woman for giving birth to a gecko. Nubatois is understood to have gone into labour during her eighth month of pregnancy at her home in Kupang, with the assistance of midwife Josephine Lydia Hellen Wadu. The incident has gained wide publicity both in Indonesia and other countries. The midwife reportedly informed Indonesian news site Kompas that instead of a baby, a lizard - coated in mucus and blood - slithered out of the birth canal of the expectant mother. A senior Indonesian government medical officer also raised his suspicion on the authenticity of the birth, during a press conference. "Basically there's something not right here. We are looking into whether this was intentional or not. Clearly the womb must have been empty and this is what's known as pseudocyesis," said Messe Ataupah, Chief Medical Officer of the region, the local news source reported. Ataupah also stressed that such a birth is medically impossible as lizards belong to the reptile family. The human cells normally contain 23 pairs of chromosomes, which is not the same for reptiles, and hence an inter-breeding is out of question. It is widely suggested that the incident could be a case of Pseudocyesis, also known as false or phantom pregnancy. It's a rare phenomenon where a woman experiences all the symptoms of pregnancy, without an actual foetus. And the chances are that a lizard that might have landed near the woman during the 'delivery' might have been mistaken to have come from the womb. The bizarre footage of the lizard being ceremoniously weighed at the local hospital has also gone viral. http://www.ibtimes.c...se-video-602418 and http://daily.bhaskar...649121-NOR.html eta additional source . Edited June 19, 2014 by seeder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qxcontinuum Posted June 19, 2014 #14 Share Posted June 19, 2014 (edited) It is funny how all the human bugs, birds, lizards DNA interactions are happening in either Indonesia or Thailand. Edited June 19, 2014 by qxcontinuum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximusnow Posted June 19, 2014 #15 Share Posted June 19, 2014 This is a dis-order. The most famouse case was of Mary Toft who give birth to her fifteen rabbits. Doctors and witnesses could see them leaping in her womb, This is a good read. http://www.damninteresting.com/supernatural-bunnymother-surrey/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted June 19, 2014 #16 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Junior Chubb has been here.. no literally... mating with the mother Wait for the DNA results before making accusations... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harte Posted June 19, 2014 #17 Share Posted June 19, 2014 They named their newborn son David Icke. Harte 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted June 19, 2014 #18 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Wait for the DNA results before making accusations... Jeremy Kyle show for you then!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paperdyer Posted June 19, 2014 #19 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Well, the GEICO Gecko was on a walk-about. Maybe he stopped there. . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Smoke aLot Posted June 19, 2014 #20 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Only thing that could have happened is that her baby was stolen and someone used gecko as an excuse. It sounds stupid but what else could make someone lie like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBeliever Posted June 19, 2014 #21 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Maybe she was mast.....ing with the lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Trinity Posted June 19, 2014 #22 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Sorry but as open minded as I am I have to call B O L L O C K S on this one lol. Just the simple fact that the physiology and the genus are totally different, so wildly different that gestation in my opinion would be surely impossible. so yes a massive swinging donkey scrotum stamp on this story lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ancient astronaut Posted June 19, 2014 #23 Share Posted June 19, 2014 I guess that's better than giving birth to an elephant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dharma warrior Posted June 19, 2014 #24 Share Posted June 19, 2014 In related news, the midwife got a great deal on car insurance. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecoNoir Posted June 19, 2014 #25 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Damnit Grognak! I told you to keep it in your pants! The gig is up, everybody get back on the ships. Navigator, set course for Dracon! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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